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THE FIRST PAGE OF THE RED DWARF MOVIE SCRIPT? / 03.07.10

Er, right. Apparently, “Official Craig Charles Merchandise” are selling this framed goodie selection, which includes a Charles-signed copy of what appears to be… the first page of the movie script.

Dave Takes A Dip In The Car Pool / 01.07.10

Yes, alright, well, YOU try coming up with a headline for this news. Anyway, congratulations are in order for Mr Robert Llewellyn, who has single-handedly proven the axiom that nowadays the best way to get original content off the ground is to do it yourself, stick it online and wait for a broadcaster who’s looking for a proven success to jump onboard with rather than taking chances on something risky in this difficult economic climate. By which I mean, Dave have decided to turn Bobby’s web-based interview series (seems weird seeing it described as a “chat show”, doesn’t it? But then, I suppose that’s what it is) Carpool into an actual proper TV series. It’ll be sponsored by Toyota, whose Prius is (as if you didn’t know) the car Bobby uses to give his guests lifts - and if Dave have any sense, they’ll basically retain the existing format to the letter and simply tart up the graphics and sound quality a little bit.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re just going to give Dave a ring ourselves to see if they’re interested in doing an animated version of Dwarfcasts.

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More On This New Series Malarkey / 07.06.10

Yes, I could have just amended the existing post, but where’s the fun in that? We’ve got NEWS, people, let’s have a RUN of posts about it. So, Chris Barrie has said stuff in an interview, and just this very evening we’ve had a bit more in the way of some updates from the ever-reliable Bobby Llew Twitter :

TWO new series! / 05.06.10

Craig Charles. The radio. Thursday night/Friday morning (sorry for being a bit slow on the uptake!) After the jump for a transcript stolen from Somebody and an audio clip.

Oh, bollocks / 23.04.10

Dimension Jump has been postponed until April next year.

After much deliberation the Fan Club team has decided that Dimension Jump XVI will be postponed until April 8th, 9th and 10th 2011.

Unfortunately the number of registrations we have received up until this point is too low for us to be able to go ahead with this year’s event.

Film Yourself Saying "Smeg", Win Prizes / 19.03.10

Fan-video competitions? We wouldn’t know anything about that. But there’s a new one on the horizon, anyway, with BBC Worldwide turning to Youtube - and YOU, the fans - to celebrate the release of Back to Earth on iTunes.

OH NO WHAT A MASSIVE SHAME / 18.03.10

“Seb, do you know what schadenfreude is?”
“(sigh) No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. Please tell me, because I’m dying to know.”
“It’s a German term for ‘shameful joy’, taking pleasure in the suffering of others.”
“Oh, come on. I’m just glad to see them fall flat on their butts!”

So, yes. The unofficial convention Better Than Life 2 (Manchester United 0) is no more. But I have to give them this - why go out with dignity, when you can bitch and moan and whinge instead?

Q: When will filming begin for the new series? / 11.03.10

A: Fuck knows, but it doesn’t hurt to pick up on unfounded rumours, does it?

Dimension Jump guests, anyone? / 11.03.10

It barely seems any time since last year’s most excellent DJ and now things are ramping up for XVI, which will be held once again at Birmingham City Centre Holiday Inn, from the 23rd to the 25th of July. So, you want confirmed guests? Well, you’ve got them so quit whining.

Hattie Hayridge at Karaoke Circus! / 12.02.10

Hattie did a belting version of the Beatles’ “Oh Darling” at Karaoke Circus, London’s very best night out. But don’t take it from me: here’s video proof!

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