Another disc, another musical featurette. This one, included on the Series III DVD, is set to I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown, a song which is familiar to everyone in the Western World, apart from John Hoare. Nobody is ever going to agree on these extras – you either love them, hate them or are indifferent to them.
|0.00||Caption||Wow! I feel good|
|0.06||Beyond A Joke – Lobster||KRYTEN: Ta-da!|
|0.08||The Last Day – Chicken||I knew that I would now|
|0.10||Timeslides – Sausage Sandwich||I fe-||GILBERT: A sausage and onion gravy sandwich.|
|0.12||Better Than Life – Dumplings||-el good||RIMMER: They were quite… superb.|
|0.14||Back In The Red (Part Two) – Muffin||I knew that||HOLLISTER: A blueberry muffin…|
|0.15||Backwards – Eclair||I would now|
|0.18||Nanarchy – Biscuit||So good|
|0.20||The Last Day – Waffles (from bin)||So good, I got|
|0.22||The End – Petersen||you||LISTER: Pah!|
|0.23||Holoship – Curry||Wow!|
|0.24||Demons and Angels – Strawberries||I feel nice|
|0.28||Legion – Mimosian Banquet||Like sugar and spice, I feel|
|0.33||Back to Reality – Calamari||nice, like sugar and||HOLLY: There’s enough fried calamari out there to feed the whole of Italy.|
|0.35||Confidence and Paranoia – Fish rain||spice|
|0.38||Gunmen of the Apocalypse – raw coffee||So nice|
|0.40||Pete (Part One) – Flours||So nice, I got||LISTER: Flour, flours.|
|0.42||Balance of Power – Cake||you||LISTER: Da-der!|
|0.44||Waiting For God – Roast Chicken||RIMMER: Incredible!|
|0.48||Out Of Time – Chocolate Finger Display (1)||KRYTEN: This will just not do. Kindly return to the galley and start again.|
|0.52||Psirens – chilled vindaloo sauce||When I hold you|
|0.54||Me² – Gazpacho||In my arms, I know that||RIMMER 2: Oh, grow up, Mr. Gazpacho!|
|0.56||Pete (Part One) – Chicken Vindaloo||I can’t do no wrong, And when||LISTER: Oooh, chicken vindaloo!|
|0.59||Thanks For The Memory – Triple Fried Egg Butty||I hold you in my arms|
|1.01||Demons and Angels – Low Strawberry||My love won’t do you no harm, and I|
|1.05||Me² – Bubble Gum||feel nice|
|1.08||Out Of Time – Chocolate Finger Display (2)||Like sugar and spice, I feel||LISTER: What d’you think of the picket fence?|
|1.12||Duct Soup – Tinned Peaches||nice|
|1.13||Quarantine – Sprouts (1)||Like sugar and spice||RIMMER: Dinner tonight, gentlemen, will consist of sprout soup…|
|1.17||Body Swap – Bangers and Mash|
|1.18||Quarantine – Sprouts (2)||So nice||RIMMER: …followed by sprout salad…|
|1.19||Demons and Angels – Tarantula||So nice|
|1.21||Quarantine – Sprouts (3)||I got you||RIMMER: …and for desert, I think you’ll like it, rather unusual, sprout crumble.|
|1.24||Tikka To Ride – Waffles||CAT: That sound about as healthy as jumping off a cliff!
KRYTEN: Healthy? Who cares? Pork away!
|1.30||The End – Crispies|
|1.31||Marooned – Dog Food||When I hold you|
|1.36||Tikka To Ride – Man (1)||In my arms||CAT: Chicken’s good!|
|1.38||Backwards – Boiled Egg||I know that I can’t do|
|1.40||Pete (Part Two) – Cow Vindaloo||no wrong, and|
|1.42||Tikka To Ride – Man (2)||when I hold you, My love won’t do you no||KRYTEN: That’s not chicken, sir.
CAT: What is it?
KRYTEN: It’s that man we found.
|1.47||Balance of Power – Chef’s Exam||harm, And I fe-||LISTER: Argh!|
|1.47||Out of Time – Hogwash||-el nice||FUTURE RIMMER: Haven’t you got anything better than this hogwash? We’re used to the best.|
|1.50||Tikka to Ride – Waffles||Like sugar and spice, I feel||KRYTEN: Waffles, sir! Dripping in honey and jam, with three fried eggs on the side, coated in cheese.|
|1.55||The Last Day – Electronic Menu||nice, Like sugar and||RIMMER: Barium hydrochroide salad le soirs?|
|1.58||Tikka To Ride – Curry Night||spice||KRYTEN: Those little onions.
LISTER: Dill pickle.
|2.00||Blue – Potato Salad||So nice, So nice||CAT: Is that the firm, delicatessen form of potato salad, or the squishy, gooey stuff in tins?|
|2.04||Marooned – List||I got you||RIMMER: A brown lemon, two bottles of vinegar…|
|2.06||Legion – Sugar Puff Sandwiches||LISTER: Sugar Puff sandwiches, my favourite!|
|2.08||Demons and Angels – Cinema Hot Dogs||KRYTEN: Cinema hot dogs!|
|2.10||Thanks For The Memory – Fried Egg Butty||LISTER: I want a triple fried egg butty, with chilli sauce and chutney.|
|2.13||DNA – Chicken Ovulations||KRYTEN: Boiled chicken ovulations! Delicious!|
|2.15||Pete (Part One) – Prison Food||When I hold you||RIMMER: You waited until I was swallowing before you said that, didn’t you?|
|2.19||The Last Day – Waffles (on head)||In my arms|
|2.21||Pete (Part One) – Potato Mountain||I know that I can’t do no wrong|
|2.24||Tikka To Ride – Pappadams||And when I hold you, In my arms, Love won’t do||LISTER: So you mean, now we’ve got no pappadams at all?|
|2.29||Demons and Angels – Pot Noodle||you no harm, And I feel|
|2.32||Only the Good… – rolls||nice, Like sugar and spice||BAXTER: [giggles]|
|2.35||Backwards – Tomatoes||I feel nice|
|2.39||Waiting For God – Toast||Like sugar and||TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.|
|2.41||White Hole – Fried Eggs||spice|
|2.44||Balance of Power – Trout a lá Creme||So nice, So nice, I got||CAT: Fish!
MACHINE: Today’s fish is Trout a lá Creme. Enjoy your meal.
CAT: I will!
|2.48||Confidence and Paranoia – beer milkshake||you|
|2.49||Beyond A Joke – Curry World||Wow! I feel good||OMNES: Argh!|
|2.52||Bodyswap – Mashed Potato||I knew that I would now|
|2.55||Pete (Part One) – Soup||I feel||BAXTER: You spilled my soup!|
|2.58||Polymorph – Alphabetti Spaghetti||good||RIMMER: ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?|
|3.00||Psirens – Tabasco||I knew that I would, So|
|3.05||Polymorph – Shami Kebab Diablo||good, So good|
|3.07||Out of Time – Chicken Vindaloo||I got you||RIMMER: What’s his mission? To rid the universe of chicken vindaloo?|
|3.10||Confidence and Paranoia – Potato Juggling||So good, So good|
|3.14||Out of Time – Chillies||I got you, So|
|3.18||Gunmen of the Apocalypse – Chicken Leg||good|
|3.19||Nanarchy – Sweet||So good, I got you|
|3.22||Kryten – Tomato Soup|
|3.27||Bodyswap – Cream Doughnut||Hey!|
|Emohawk – Polymorph II – Beans||Oh, yeah!|
Some highlights of this feature include the punctuation of Rimmer’s sprout speech, with reaction shots from other episodes. There are also a couple of elements, such as the chocolate finger display and the man from Tikka To Ride, that are placed, later to be returned to. Also, there’s an impressive bit of lip-synch towards the end, as Lister (in Rimmer’s body) starts talking on-screen as James Brown screams ‘Hey!’. There are, however, few notable omissions, presumably for reasons of time or pace. These include the Chicken Merango, the Vindaloo beast, a pea on toast, the pizza from Holoship, Salad Cream (either in the fridge or the cupboard), irradiated haggis and smoked kippers.