John’s Roundup – 17/06/04

A photograph of John Hoare. Twat.What a gorgeous piece of totty I am. Oh yes. Totty, totty… totty.

  • First up is Cappsy’s Digitial Versatile Discussions, or “An interview with DVD Producer Andrew Ellard”. It contains a number of exclusives, and is what I would quantify as excellent. Cappsy, I don’t know how you became us, but I sure as hell don’t intend to help you carry on doing what you’re doing.
  • Hercule Platini has posted a day by day report of DJXI on ATVRD: Day 1, Day 2, and Day 3/Conclusion. My hilarious leaflets quoting him are not noted, but at least my hilarious movie script question is. As for why the Series 1 and 2 DVDs didn’t have full episode-by-episode documentaries on them: Money.
  • I’ve been meaning to get round to this one for a few days; SFX have announced most of the winners of the SFX Readers Awards, hosted by Chris Barrie and held at the SFX Event; although some of the more amusing fun ones will only be announced in the magazine next month. So, did anyone here go? What was Chris like? How did his Q&A session go?

Oh, and anyone I owe an e-mail to – I’ll reply Sunday night. I’m over in Devon at my girlfriend’s for a week; and if it’s a choice between e-mails or letting my girlfriend serve my glistening cock, I think I know which wins.

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