I Don’t Want ANY Spam!

A grab from Monty Python's spam sketch. Alt tags sometimes just ruin the joke, don't they? Unless you're blind, of course, in which case I've just been very offensive. Sorry, you blind cunt. Gentlemen, thank you for attending the meeting. Now, let me begin by saying that it can’t have escaped anyone’s attention that things have been getting rather strained around here of late. It’s no secret that morale is on the floor. We’ve been getting far too much spam, tempers are strained… you get the idea. And yes, this is at least the third time I’ve started a news story like this. Many apologies, sir Voter CorFUCK WANK CUNT TWAT FUCK OFF.

Anyway. as from now, all stories over 60 days old will have the comments closed for posting. (You can still view old comments, of course.) I really, really, really didn’t want to have to do this; I love the idea of someone coming across an old news article and finding something new to say about it; or wanting to comment on something that we’ve not covered for a couple of months. But the spam was getting ludicrous. If anyone wants a particular news story reopened, just contact us, and we’ll do it.

A new news system written by yours truly should be making an apperance in the next three months; with proper account registration, no spam, and loads of cool stuff…

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