It’s Christmas time, and there’s no need to be afraid. For we’ve had a flick through the Radio Times, and picked out all the Dwarfy shows on terrestrial between now and the new year. There’s not too many – it’s mainly guest star connections. If you’ve spotted anything interesting that we haven’t, post them in the comments and we’ll add them in.
|Date||Time||Channel||Title||Why you should watch it|
|19/12/04||18:00||Channel 4||Scrapheap Mega Challenge||Robert Llewellyn hosts as some big trains have a race and that.|
|19/12/04||23:05||ITV1||The South Bank Show||Because Howard Goodall is hosting, and he’s fantastic.|
|23/12/04||22:00||BBC TWO||Grumpy Old Men at Christmas||Oh, it’s Tony Hawks! And Arthur Smith and all. Doesn’t save the show from being predictable, lazy rubbish, though.|
|25/12/04||22:30||BBC ONE||Absolutely Fabulous||Directed by Mr. Edmund Bye. Also starring Jane Horrocks. Nirvanah? Never mind.|
|26/12/04||10:30||BBC TWO||Citizen Kane||He gives the same performance as he did in Carry On Camping.|
|27/12/04||20:30||BBC ONE||Lara Croft: Tomb Raider||Teh Barries. And also, Angelina Jolie’s tits.|
|27/12/04||23:30||BBC ONE||Still Crazy||It stars Tim Spall, which is the only excuse I need to plug this marvellous film.|
|28/12/04||21:00||BBC ONE||Auf Wiedersehen, Pet||Back with the boys (including Timothy Spall) again…|
|29/12/04||21:00||BBC ONE||Auf Wiedersehen, Pet||Ditto.|
Merry Christmas, you complete pack of cunts.