Why Carl From The Libertines Is A Cool Bloke…

… even though his ex-bandmate is a complete and utter twat :

If you could redesign Santa, how would he look?

“I’m torn between a Gandalf Santa and a cyber-Santa. I think cyber-Santa would be good. Nice and mechanical, a bit like Kryten off Red Dwarf, crossed with Bishop from Aliens, the way he gets all messed up and the white stuff comes out of him. Also the fact he could malfunction at any moment and tear people’s heads off.”

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