Dwarfian Insults

As my darling girlfriend has, shall we say, rather large nostrils, I have been able to use the following:

  • “Yes, your flared-nostrilness.”
  • “Your nostrils flare up like two railway tunnels leading into Snot Street station.”
  • “They look like those machines that shine your shoes.”

Are there any Dwarf insults that you use regularly? And have you managed not to be punched?

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