10 Responses to Jokes you misheard originally, and hence didn’t make sense

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  1. Aside from my “color-lingers” incident, there are relatively few of these. I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

    LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!

  2. Erm, just pretend there’s an ellipsis after both “the”s.

  3. “Erm, just pretend there’s an ellipsis after both “the”s.”

    Can I pretend you put a U in colour, too?

  4. Fecking Americans! They come over here; steal our language and our Us. They invented gayness!

  5. “I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

    LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!”

    Have you tried putting on the subtitles?

  6. I think it’s “go back there, the DNA suite…”

  7. Due to my very young self never having heard of Carmen Miranda, for many years I thought Cat’s response went as thus:

    CAT: Do I dance? Does common meringue wear fruit?

    That’s the *common* meringue, there.

  8. >RIMMER: Step up to red alert.
    KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume.

    Sorry but the words “bulb” and “volume” sound nothing like each other, no matter how much you protest.

  9. “Have you tried putting on the subtitles?”

    Yes. However, this was awhile ago and I seem to remember that it didn’t actually have the last bit on there.

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