Events Diary

Just a quick note to remind you of the NMPFT Dwarf event on Saturday May 21st @ 11.00am. Consisting of a talk (presumably by someone at the NMPFT) and a showing of Me2, the event is free – but you need to book. Either mail them on talk.nmpft@nmsi.ac.uk with your details, or call the booking line on 0870 70 10 200. I think Ian’s going to this, so this is your chance to piss in his face and hair.

Craig Charles is also apparently at the Hedge End Carnival. (Please – don’t bother investigating the rest of that board, or you may end up like this.) I suggest you all use the event to shout vaguely rude things at him in a friendly and yet slightly threatening manner.

IAN: You are a weak… are you listening to me?
CRAIG: Yeah.
IAN: You are a weak, spineless… no, wait, I want you to write this down, so you don’t forget what you are. Write this down. Weak…
CRAIG: Yeah…
IAN: Spineless…
CRAIG: Yep…
IAN: Twerp…
CRAIG: Uh-huh…
IAN: Moron…
CRAIG: OK…
IAN: Bastard…
CRAIG: Yep…
IAN: Shitty…
CRAIG: Shitty?
IAN: Shitty!
CRAIG: It’s just you were on nouns there, and then suddenly adjectives, and I just…

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  1. Must remember to take my umbrella…

  2. Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?

  3. Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?

  4. He does it twice, twice, two.

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