This bit of fanfic has been doing the rounds for years. Long before I had even heard of the internet, it turned up on a 5.25″ disc I got from a BBC Micro PD library back in the early nineties. And let’s face it – it’s pretty crap, even if it isn’t the worst example of its kind.
But there’s one line that still makes me laugh to this day:
[Fade back to Enterprise, The Red Dwarf is now fully through the time hole, and is making the Enterprise look slightly small.]
What I would pay to see that model shot…