Gentlemen and Skutters

We are gathered here today to celebrate the anniversary of Mr Andrew Ellard’s Birth.

And on this veeeeery special occasion, I have baked a cake.

Well, at least I tried...

What’s that then?

It’s in the shape of a DVD, because he’s a producer.

Oh, that’s very apt that is. If he’d have been a postman you’d have baked it in the shape of an envelope, I suppose?

Yeah!

Gordon Bennett, lucky he’s not a gynacologist.

To Ellard!

Happy Birthday from all of us here at Observation Dome.

Oh, and I didn’t actually bake the cake, as my cooking skills are, erm, poor. Ian will fill you in on the details. I also couldn’t find any Writing Icing in the whole of Manchester, so I had to improvise. That actually was the Red Dwarf logo in the centre, but it… fell off…
But I tried my best!

Anyhow. Happy Birthday. As no-one else here is near me, it looks like I’ll have to eat it myself… I could send you a bit through the post, Andrew… :)

14 Responses to Gentlemen and Skutters

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  1. > It’s in the shape of a DVD

    Jesus Christ, Region 2 is much different than I thought.

  2. Yes, happy birthday Andrew.

    Shame we’re not at DJ to ply you with alcohol and take advantage…

  3. Oh but we soon will be…..

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. > It’s in the shape of a DVD

    What about the bloody hole in the middle?

    Happy birthday Andrew. Hope you enjoy the dubious-looking cake.

  5. lol, Yes, I know…

    I intended it to be better, I just didn’t have the materials…

  6. > I intended it to be better, I just didn’t have the materials…

    It’s based on the Series I and II DVDs. Next year, we’ll have a bigger budget, and we’ll work from the feedback given to us. Next year’s cake will be the best yet, until the year after that…

  7. And it’ll come with a recipe, a video diary of it being made, and shots of the cake cut to ‘The Locomotion’.

  8. Next year’s cake will also be in full colour, with a picture of Lister on the top…

    I’ve just ROFLMAO’d at both of you.

  9. >What about the bloody hole in the middle?

    Ewwwww

  10. > shots of the cake cut to ‘The Locomotion’.

    THIS is why I stick around this site.

  11. *blushes* Aw, thanks guys.

    >It’s based on the Series I and II DVDs. Next year, we’ll have a bigger budget, and we’ll work from the feedback given to us. Next year’s cake will be the best yet, until the year after that…

    LOL!

  12. They say it’s your birthday, Andrew. You probably shouldn’t dance, though.

    Happy birthday.

  13. >>What about the bloody hole in the middle?

    >Ewwwww

    And incidentally, “bloody” should be read as a curse word there, not an adjective.

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