DJ!

Firstly, hello everyone. I’ve been away living in a tent for a month, but now I’m back. Kicking bottom or what!

So, DJ is just TWO WEEKS away and I’m as excited as an excited person who has a special reason to be excited.But! What’s this from today’s TOS update?

Sadly – following our details of the guest list – Robert Llewellyn has had to pull out due to other commitments.

I think I might go and have a bit of a cry. This is a really, really awful turn up for the books, being as Rob Llew is one of the Best People In The World Ever. However:

But James has turned that Krytie frown upside-down by inviting Chloë Annett! Dribble wipers on full alert!

“Dribble”. This is obviously very good news (although not enough to make up for the lack of Rob) as Chloë Annett is quite clearly lovely to the max. Let’s just hope she gets a considerably better response than she did at DJX, where the poor woman died on her arse (through no fault of her own) during the Q&A session – as hardly anyone asked her any questions. We were probably too busy masturbating, or something.

And finally, Howard Burden (he got a big face!) has been confirmed as the special mystery guest with special duty to judge the costume competition and presumably to answer questions fielding from the mob during Q&A.

Be there AND be square! It’s the best way to be.

8 Responses to DJ!

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  1. A post that mentions Chloe Annett, but fails to mention her foaming twat? What’s the world coming to?

  2. Have you not done that joke to death yet?

  3. I must admit, I have attempted to run Chloe’s foaming twat into the ground. But I find it’s still fresh enough to work.

  4. I’m not going to DJ, you bunch of BASTARDS.

    I will, however, be lounging around by a swimming pool in the South of France and having lots of sex. So I guess it’s a score-draw.

  5. THANKS!

  6. OK, I thought I’d try posting this again. You can delete the previous attempt if you like.

  7. Oh, bollocks. Looks like Lycos doesn’t appreciate hotlinking these days.

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