FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ganymede, Sept. 26/JMCNewswire/ – Ganymede & Titan today expressed apologies for an incident at Dimension Jump XIII, in which the words “CRAIG CHARLES CANCELLED” were written by a member of the G&T team on the fanclub noticeboard early on Sunday the 24th September.
Spokesman John Hoare stated “Ganymede & Titan claims responsibility for the attack in the early hours of Sunday morning.
It was purely meant as a joke. We had thought that people would assume that it was drunken twats fucking about, and would not believe the statement to be true.
We regret that it was taken as real by some members attending the convention, and apologise unreservedly for the chaos caused to attendees. In future, we will use a codeword system to communicate directly with fanclub members.”
Notes to Editors
Ganymede & Titan is a Red Dwarf fansite, run by a breakaway faction of the Red Dwarf fan community. For more information see http://www.ganymede.tv/about.
Dimension Jump is the yearly Red Dwarf convention, organised by the Official Red Dwarf Fanclub. For more information see http://www.reddwarffanclub.com.
John Hoare is a cunt.