Ew Ew Ew

I don’t actually approve of uploading full episodes of Dwarf to YouTube. Clips, fine – but buy the DVDs if you want to watch a full episode. And don’t get me started on the twats who upload DVD extras…

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Winspit Quarry

Used as a location in Doctor Who and Blake’s 7, amongst other shows. And guess what I’ve just found out?

“Actually the ‘Hitchhiker’ fans have been fighting a regular water pistol fight in that quarry, against the ‘Blake’s 7’ fans, in recent summers. Usually in August, I believe.”

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Person With Vague Connection To Dwarf Achieves Success, Let’s Do An Item On It

That’ll be Jenna “It’s cold outside there’s no kind of atmosphere I’m all alone more or less let me fly far away from here fun fun fun in the sun sun sun I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose drinking fresh mango juice goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes fun fun fun in the sun sun sun fun fun fun in the sun sun sun” Russell winning an Olivier, which is quite a big deal, as it happens (certainly a bigger career milestone than “THE GUNS DON’T WORK! YOU LIED TO US!”, anyway), so congratulations to her. And her co-star, who also won, who was the Welsh scientist bloke who got killed by the zappy whip in The Christmas Invasion, which isn’t Red Dwarf, of course, although part of me wonders at times if this site shouldn’t be called “Ganymede & Titan & Gallifrey & Skaro”. Ahem, anyway, I quite fancy seeing it if it’s still on, actually. And am also quite disappointed to have missed Tamsin Greig in Much Ado About Nothing, but that’s another story.

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The Fresh Prince of BELL END

Can anyone tell I’m going through old VHSes at the moment? Anyway, from an episode of Fresh Prince, made in 1992:

NURSE: Do you have any medical experience?
HILARY: Well, not exactly. But I’ve seen every single episode of St. Elsewhere.

Seriously, I’m not actually suggesting they nicked a Dwarf joke. But I am amused that it’s pretty much word-for-word identical…

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