The Radio Times has conducted a nicely distracting but ultimately worthless poll to find out just who is the coolest man on television (because, you know, women can never be cool). As you can see the answer is that Who is the coolest person on television, so no surprises there. However, our very own The Cat has managed to gatecrash the whole shebang at number 5. Now, that’s cool with a capital COO. Or something.