eGAY

Look at this eBay listing.

RED DWARF, Howard Goodall, Vol. 3 RARE LIMITED OOP CD

Very scarce 2005 limited issue of Howard Goodall’s scores to seasons 5 and 6 of the cult-classic sci-fi comedy, Red Dwarf. CD includes the cool western themes from Gunmen Of the Apocalypse.

PLEASE NOTE: This CD is of a type that eBay frowns upon, but I believe it to be otherwise legitimate. Please e-mail me with any questions.

Erm, yeah. And by “of a type that eBay frowns upon”, you mean “pirated”. And by “otherwise legitimate”, you mean “not legitimate in the slightest”.

It’s bad enough people profiting from other people’s work in the first place. But to couch it in mealy-mouthed LIES takes the fucking piss.

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  1. But it legitimately, um, exists…as matter…in the universe…

    I’m not trying to play devil’s advocate; I just enjoy experimenting with the mechanics of bullshit.

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