And You Smell Like One Too

Well, while we wouldn’t necessarily self-indulgently do this for everyone, I think it’s only fair that we acknowledge the coming-of-age of this site’s original Smegmeister of a founder, and say Happy 21st Birthday, Ian Symes.

You big twat.

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  1. Just remember this one thing…you are drawing ever closer to your inevitable death.

  2. If you were in the U.S., you’d finally be able to get fitshaced! Well, legally, at any rate. Felicitous natal anniversary ^_^ . (You’re younger than me? For some reason I always pictured myself as just about the youngest around here.)

  3. > For some reason I always pictured myself as just about the youngest around here.

    I think that’s me. I’m 18

  4. Rob Grant’s daughter’s only about 13, isn’t she?

  5. Okay, how about “the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn’t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website”?

    I mean, I’m still not that person, but if we’re going to talk about it, we may as well define our terms, surely.

  6. > ?the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn?t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website?

    I hope your talking about Rob Grant’s Daughter.

  7. > I think that?s me. I?m 18

    Not strictly true. Phil just celebrated his seventh birthday last month. I got him Boggle Junior, and then he sang “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.” He’s such a dear.

  8. G&T Admin

    What a fucking rotter.

  9. Belated birthday wishes to the Symes. Cheers for making me feel old, you wanker.

  10. G&T Admin

    I feel like a twat for not saying Happy Birthday to you on the right fucking day, Ian, sorry about that. I owe you a drink at DJ!

  11. >> ?the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn?t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website?

    >I hope your talking about Rob Grant?s Daughter.

    I was, yes. I’m sorry I didn’t make that clearer; I have nothing against anyone else here, but that kid was spoiling for a fight and I wish one of her parents could’ve taken her aside and explained that civilized people do not comport themselves like that.

    But I digress. How was your birthday, Ian? Sober enough to post yet? =P

  12. > Sober enough to post yet? =P

    I find that the best posts are made when you aren’t sober.

  13. G&T Admin

    Blimey. Thanks, everyone!

  14. I know I’m not much of a regular on G&T but it’d feel wrong to not wish Ian a rather belated happy birthday, wish him all the best and insult him for no particular reason, as seems to be the routine around here.

    So Happy Birthday Ian, and I wish you all the best. you big shit.

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