This DwarfCast discusses Red Dwarf XI & XII whilst adhering to G&T’s spoiler policy. Please ensure your comments do likewise…
To celebrate the extraordinarily imminent commencement of studio recordings for two brand new series of Red Dwarf, the entire G&T team gathered together to summarise everything we know so far, speculate on everything that we don’t know, round up the very latest nuggets of news and also answer questions submitted by you, our faithful viewers. So join Jonathan Capps, John Hoare, Tanya Jones, Danny Stephenson, Ian Symes and special guest Jo Sharples from the Fan Club, as we discuss such diverse topics as the availability of abandoned industrial units in southern England, the possibility of song and dance routines appearing in the new series, the utter lack of serifs in the new logo, whether or not there’ll be a huge series-spanning story arc, Danny John-Jules’s penis and Homes Under The Hammer.
While we have your attention, here’s a couple of housekeeping notes that you may miss if you don’t listen right to the end of the DwarfCast, you lazy ungrateful shits. Firstly, with location filming underway and studio dates imminent, the fabled G&T spoiler policy is now back in place. Please take the time to read the salient points, as the management reserves the right to call you a prick if you fail to adhere.
And more excitingly, we’re on the look-out for contributors! Our famous set reports will be returning for Series XI and XII, but in a different form – thanks to Lost In TV introducing a much better system of ticket distribution, there won’t be a G&T writer at every recording, plus doing twelve massive essays in a row would probably get a bit tiresome and repetitive. Instead, we’ll be attempting to chronicle the production process by compiling as many individual first-hand accounts as we can gather.
So if you or someone you know managed to get a ticket, and you/they would be willing to provide a couple of paragraphs within two days of the recording, please get in touch – we’ll then send you a few questions to answer, so that you know what sort of things we’d like you to look out for. You can email firstname.lastname@example.org, or just leave a comment on this post and we’ll track you down. Your reward will be our eternal gratitude, a credit with links to anything you’d like to plug, and a blowie from John (optional).