Ganymede & Titan - Comments

Starbug will also fly over

Jonsmad — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:13:16 +0000

Starbug will also fly over Jodrell Bank during this event, but as usual they wont notice it, despite it being the sort of thing they are normally looking for.

Went and had a look at the

si — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:11:55 +0000

Went and had a look at the Doctor Who entry. Laughed my head off at Tom Jones as the Fourth Doctor.

The Star trek policy for

ori-STUDFARM — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:35:22 +0000

The Star trek policy for foreigners according to Uncyclopedia

‘Renowned racist Roddenberry insisted on having ethnic minorities in the Star Trek crew so as to give them nothing of any use to do, thus reinforcing the stereotype of lazy foreigners. So underused were the characters of Sulu and Chechov, they were both replaced by mannequins in the third-series. The only line they would ever utter in this final year was the pre-recorded ‘Aye Aye Captain’.
Nichelle Nichols broke ground by being the first actress to appear in a sci-fi series with a ‘disconnected ear’. Nichelle’s right ear was chopped of in a bread slicing accident weeks before filming commenced; this forced her to play the part of Uhura whilst continuously holding her ear in position allowing her to hear her colleague’s lines. Unfortunately this meant she was recast from her intended role of futuristic African sex slave to that of Telephone Operator.’

http://conservapedia.com/Red_

Dave — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:22:42 +0000

http://conservapedia.com/Red_dwarf

Craig (well, @CCfunkandsoul,

si — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:01:33 +0000

Craig (well, @CCfunkandsoul, at least - is that Craig, or just ‘the show’?) Has just Tweeted about this.

Probably nothing, but I just thought I’d mention it.

Thought the Red Dwarf entry

Seb Patrick — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:33:19 +0000

Thought the Red Dwarf entry was extremely tedious, but the opening paragraph of the Doctor Who one did make me chuckle:

Doctor Who is a British TV documentary, with an associated cult of brainwashed followers. It is produced by the BBC and funded by the London Tourist Board. It follows a now-famous presentational format, in which the presenter, referred to as “The Doctor,” covers such diverse topics as history, physics, warfare, cookery, art and sex, with an assistant who’s usually a young, attractive, and promiscuous female. However, the UK’s Danny La Rue Act of 1922 forbids women from the acting profession, so the assistants are actually queer actors in drag.
What makes Doctor Who markedly different from other documentaries such as Horizon, The Day Today and Newsround Review is that the educational nature of the program is carefully disguised behind a plot regarding aliens, time travel, and the like, woven from the real-life adventures of Oscar Wilde.

“Obama - Religion:

SoundableObject — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:51:15 +0000

“Obama - Religion: Probably Muslim”

Though I found the previous version of that much funnier “Claims to be Christian”.

Conservapedia is a joke,

Smegerama — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:26:39 +0000

Conservapedia is a joke, right? A satirical jab at the far right-wingers, right? A tongue-in-cheek parody of the very extreme conservatives, right?

…please tell me it is.

And on the subject of Uncyclopedia, I agree with peas_and_corn. There’s a lot of geniunly funny stuff, but it seems to me that a lot of contributors aren’t exactly comedic geniuses; the page on Burger King, for example, refers to someone “huffing 52 kittens”. I’m really not into the “RANDOMNESS LOLZ” style of humor. It’s not clever and just strikes me as repetitive.

Well I only know of one

SoundableObject — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:00:17 +0000

Well I only know of one true, fair and unbiased Wiki on the entire internet.

>Celebrate the centenary of

peas_and_corn — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:15:12 +0000

>Celebrate the centenary of the birth of pioneering computer scientist, Alan Turing
with the Turing Sunflower project, a mass experiment to grow thousands of
sunflowers and count their spirals!

Riveting.

Eh, it’s all right. The

peas_and_corn — Thu, 17 May 2012 06:08:36 +0000

Eh, it’s all right. The site just give the impression as being a way of trying to shunt vandals from Wikipedia, but a vast majority of the pages have dull, repetitive humour.

OH MY GOD, THAT PHOTO IS

si — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:25:49 +0000

OH MY GOD, THAT PHOTO IS AWFUL.

I have *never* been that thin.

You calling me a

Alex VS — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:21:29 +0000

You calling me a mentalist?

…..

Nope.

>Si doesn’t need the spam

si — Wed, 16 May 2012 23:12:16 +0000

>Si doesn’t need the spam for that.

You calling me a mentalist?

Fair enough.

Oh Si. Don’t you realise?

Alex VS — Wed, 16 May 2012 22:19:07 +0000

Oh Si. Don’t you realise? You must not comment on the spam or else you end up looking like a mentalist.

Si doesn’t need the spam for that.