Doug on Carpool

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Done and done.

If Doug does not go on Car Pool I will cry.

If Doug Naylor doesn’t do a Carpool, I’ll kill myself.

I will not go on hunger strike.
I will, however, be very, very sad if Doug does not do Carpool.

C’mon, Douggie. Please?

Here’s me replying. And not being able to think of something witty. Except the fact I can’t think of anything witty. And that. To break the loop… the interview with Doug Naylor must happen. I’m eating my tail here. (oo-er.)

I’m all for the hunger strike part if he doesn’t do it!….but give us a couple of weeks before you do appear on Carpool Doug! I could do with losing a few pounds!!

I too hope that one day I can see Doug Naylor in a car.

Unless you are too busy writing the new series of Red Dwarf.

Everyone here would love to see this, I’m sure. It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere, so get in a car and let Bobby drive you around an undisclosed location for an undefined period of time. What could be better??

Doug on Carpool.

In Carbug.

What they said.

And if not… *slams fist on table* WHY NOT?

He’s down on wikipedia as appearing in a future episode.

Then again, Wikipedia once described African Americans as “gay niggers” so I don’t know what to believe.

Chocolate Chip please. I’m trying to think of a ‘revolutionary’ gag to go with that. There aren’t many revolutionaries called ‘Chip’ are there? Perhaps the Chip Braithewaite from the northern town Terry-on-the-Knyle who developed a revolutionary new method of plaster moulding. Never heard of him? Me neither. Now I’ve imagined him, he must be out there in the multi-verse somewhere though.

Would there be a rights issue preventing the use of Carbug? The Starbug imagery.

Oh yeah, there is that. They could always just sit in it stationary. But that’s dodgy, two blokes sitting in a parked car. One of them might be holding a SodaStream canister and goodness knows where that might lead.

Yes.

If this was a backwards universe you would have already seen Doug on carpool.

Though it would be in Yesterdays newspaper. (I never could get my head round that part of the book)

In s Backwards universe we would have already seen Doug on Carpool.

ETA: I just realised that somebody already said that. *facepalm*

Is that a confirmation?

For the record- Doug, get on Carpool!

Is this one of those games where every sentence is a question?

Why are you asking me?

Do you know the rules?

Isn’t it yours?

Why are we walking like this?

Have you ever thought what it’s like, to be wanderers in the fourth dimension–to be exiles?

Sorry, have I missed something?

Is this a gay thing?

Did I start this?

Bored yet?

Should we end this?

You mean bastard.

Do what?

It is pitch black, You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Or brutally slain by Vin Diesel in an escape bid.

What babe?

What power?

Who do?

Do what?

So, er, when exactly are you sending this thread to Robert?

#Remind me of the babe?#
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!

What a team! We are unbelievable!

Good.

>What a team! We are unbelievable!

We *are* really good :o)

>I?ve got an illustrated hardback book called ?The Goblins of The Labyrinth? and could tell you all about them, thier eating habits, family histories etc?.

I have this book too! :o)

I also have mahoosive “The Illustrated Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”

Yup, sounds like the one. It’s huge and doesn’t fit on most bookshelves.