John Hoare

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May 23, 2009 at 10:45 am #3659

Ian Symes
G&T Admin

It is with great sadness that we announce the death of John Hoare, who passed away last night.

*checks bit of paper*

Oh no, sorry, it’s his birthday. Happy birthday, John!

May 23, 2009 at 10:52 am #99112

Dave

Happy Birthday John Hoare

May 23, 2009 at 11:11 am #99113

Steve Harris

Passed last night, pissed tonight!

May 23, 2009 at 11:13 am #99114

Carlito

Unless he slipped away quietly in the night, and has yet to be discovered.

May 23, 2009 at 11:22 am #99117

si

Happy Birthday John.

Sorry, I’d make some witty comment here normally, but I don’t really like you *that* much.

May 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm #99119

Dave

We had a whipround. You owe us ?15 for your ?5 book token.

May 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm #99122

hummingbird

Happy Birthday, hun.

May 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm #99123

ChrisM

Happy birthday John. And keep away from jeeps.

May 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm #99125

Stabbim the Skutter

“We are very sorry to announce that John Hoare is still with us. Our condolences to his friends and family at this difficult time.”

Happy birthday!

May 23, 2009 at 6:18 pm #99127

Philko87

Happy Birthday, Mr Hoare

May 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm #99128

SeeYouAtThePartyRichter

May 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm #99129

Pete Part Three

Many happy returns of the day, John.

(“Happy Birthday John” had already been taken)

May 23, 2009 at 7:44 pm #99130

SoundableObject

RIP John.

May 23, 2009 at 8:26 pm #99132

John Hoare
G&T Admin

Thanks everyone!

I had a lovely day playing golf. With 200 people watching and laughing.

May 23, 2009 at 8:41 pm #99134

Jo TORDFC

Have you taken up golf to prove a point?

Also… Happy Birthday

May 23, 2009 at 9:34 pm #99136

Ben Kirkham

Happy Birthday, John!

May 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm #99141

Danny Stephenson
G&T Admin

Happy Birthday, John!!!

May 23, 2009 at 10:29 pm #99142

Ian Symes
G&T Admin

I had a lovely day playing golf. With 200 people watching and laughing.

So the golf had a laugh track?

May 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm #99143

John Hoare
G&T Admin

That’s why I said that.

May 23, 2009 at 10:48 pm #99144

performingmonkey

> It is with great sadness that we announce the death of John Hoare, who passed away last night.

Fucking hell just…fuck that’s so…terrible news. Oh wait *reads below*.

> Oh no, sorry, it?s his birthday. Happy birthday, John!

Damn, that’s even worse! How old is he, the fucker? 27? 28? If so that’s OK because it’s older than me. I don’t wish people happy birthday if they’re younger than me because they don’t deserve it. That’s why my girlfriend will never receive a birthday card, per se, from me. I just get her a ‘Congratulations’ card and add ‘on reaching the age of x’ to avoid confusion. I’m actually being punched in the arm right now which isn’t good. Fuck off.

May 24, 2009 at 10:47 am #99156

Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc

Congratulations! You’re one year closer to the icy embrace of Death!

But seriously–okay, less frivolously–have a happy one. Or a happy day after one, come to think of it.

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