Mastermind

[clem]

Just spotted this on the EPG. For at least the third time (see http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/news/2013/02/08/mastermind/), Red Dwarf is somebody’s specialist subject on this Friday’s edition.

[Pete Part Three]

I have the answers, if anyone wants a cheat-sheet.

1. Smeg
2. 2X4B
3. Taiwan Tony
4. Well, it probably is de ja vu. It sounds like it.
5. He hits his penis with a hammer
6. Cunt
7. I’ve always had a bit of a blind spot for sevens.
8. He’s raped in a cupboard
9. Ian Symes
10. Well, it probably is de ja vu. it sounds like it.
11. It goes up his bottom and he does a face.
12. His football was confiscated
13. It’s just a really odd way of lifting up a vending machine.
14. Rob Llewellyn
15. Homophobia
16. She falls out of an airlock because she’s a silly woman.
17. No, it was already a shit episode by that point anyway
18. Bobby Moore
19. Archie, his runaway penis.
20. Ed Bye everybody

[Ben Paddon]

Whenever anybody mentions Mastermind all I can think of is Bill Bailey’s jaunty upbeat alternative theme for the show.

[Dave]

It’s the Two Ronnies sketch for me.

[Ian Symes]

I think of an old evil-looking fellow with a dyed goatee, with a Chinese woman slouching behind him.

[Ben Saunders]

I think of that quiz show on BBC 2

[Ridley]

>alternative theme

Remastermind

[flanl3]

Ha I get it Ian it’s like ha that old box for lol the game Mastermind ha lol

[si]

I forgot to watch. Save me looking on iPlayer – how hard were the questions, and how many did they get right?

[cwickham]

They weren’t that hard (included “what was the title of the first episode” and “who took over from Norman Lovett”), and he didn’t get any wrong. Included a couple of XI questions.

[International Debris]

Just watched it. That was staggeringly easy.

[flanl3]

What color is Red Dwarf?

[Ben Saunders]

Rouge.

[Dave]

“What series number is Back To Earth?”

[flanl3]

Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

[Dave]

Question 1: What would Red Dwarf have been like if it had started in 1998 instead of 1988?

[Ben Saunders]

Question 2: Who played Kryten (played by Robert Llewellyn)

[flanl3]

Question 3: Why haven’t we combined three questions into one?

[cwickham]

Question 4: Should Red Dwarf have continued after Series VI?

[Dave]

Question 5: What was the real reason for Rob and Doug’s breakup?

[Dax101]

Question 6: Which is the Favourite of Red Dwarf among the fans? they said Krytie TV but the answer was Timewave.

The Mastermind episode is now on Youtube btw

[Ridley]

Question VII: Nothing else less to burn?

[bloodteller]

question: no

[flanl3]

Question VIII: Would you like any toast?

[flanl3]

Question X: What are all the series of Red Dwarf?

[flanl3]

12. His football was confiscated

Can someone please explain where this joke came from? Thanks

[Hamish]

Question XI: how was the Series VIII cliffhanger resolved?

[Seb Patrick]

>Can someone please explain where this joke came from? Thanks

Multiple tellings of an anecdote in various documentaries (first one I can recall is the A-Z but it may have turned up sooner somewhere).

[Ben Saunders]

Commentaries for every series he’s in, as well.

[Ridley]

Norm’s post-Dwarf tell-all

It’s in there somewhere.

[Author]

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