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  • #11614

    Phil

    I hope this doesn’t qualify as a spoiler, but did any of the episodes have a joke about how “butter” has the word “butt” in it?

    #116610

    ori-STUDFARM

    No, but the episode I saw filmed joked that the town of Scunthorpe has cunts in it. (Not necessarily true)

    #116612

    Seb Patrick

    They all did. It was a running joke throughout the series. Episode six consists of nothing but the cast wandering around the set carrying tubs of butter, remarking on how the word “butter” has the word “butt” in it for thirty minutes. It was fantastic.

    #116606

    SoundableObject

    “Arsehole” has the word “Arse” in it.

    #116607

    Connell

    Phew! I’m glad we’re all allowed to talk about the butter story arc now. Truly fantastic writing.. it was refreshing to see that Naylor was still able to churn (get it – churn!) out absolute classics like this!

    #116608

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Red Dwarf VIII

    #116603

    Jonathan Capps

    G&T Admin

    Fuck Me If It’s Not Butter.

    #116598

    MANI506

    Captain Butter.

    #116596

    Ben Paddon

    #116593

    ori-STUDFARM

    BUTT-AH

    #116594

    Kris Carter

    Swing, Butter Butter Butter Butter, SWING!

    #116582

    Dave

    “What I’m saying, Dave is, it’s butter to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.”

    #116573

    SoundableObject
    #116571

    Ridley

    I nominate this spread for Hall of Fame status.

    #116565

    si

    I find it hard to believe the amount of awful puns members of these forums manage to churn out.

    #116563

    performingmonkey

    The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

    #116540

    srmcd1

    Butter Dead Than Smeg.

    #116520

    Brayds2006

    Butter than Life.

    #116509

    Jason aka Smeg4Brains

    Margarine

    #116649

    Kris Carter

    I’ll mark it in my dairy.

    #116653

    Seb Patrick

    >The name Starbug contains the word ‘tar’.

    #116655

    Ben Paddon

    “Krptonite – An Intense Flavor Sensation”

    #116657

    ori-STUDFARM
    #116660

    Phil

    Krytonite

    #116666

    Jonsmad

    Cat: “What happened to my butter”

    #116731

    genericnerdyusername

    I hope Alfred doesn’t die in The Dark Knight Rises. He is the quintessential butter.

    #116684

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    Butter Dead Than Smeg.

    Butter dead than sofa-sized butter.

    #116688

    si

    There was a woman on that BBC Jubilee programme last night called Lady Butter. That’s funny in so many ways.

    Well, at least two.

    #116735

    redhead85

    Butterpat Head

    #116736

    si

    I Would Do Anything for Love, Butter Won’t Do That.

    #116756

    performingmonkey

    Butter my arse.

    #116527

    Tarka Dal

    Wake up in the morning wanting some breakfast. What Margerine do I spread on my bread?? Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh… KRYTONITE.

    #116528

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    Well no-one’s ever seen what I mean, from the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen, we’ve all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap, so join with us in the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-butter rap.

    #116529

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    A re-recording is in order…

    #117014

    HelloMabel

    Butter trained, butter equipped, butter… butter. Just butter.

    Of course it took me over a month, when everyone else has long since forgotten about this thread, to think of a pun to contribute. Of course.

    #117015

    Jonathan Capps

    G&T Admin

    Butter late than never.

    #117016

    HelloMabel

    I may be slow, butter I get there in the end.

    #117017

    Ridley

    BUTTERS DON’T HAVE TIME OFF

    #116947

    Ben Paddon

    Better bread than spread.

    #116950

    Paul Muller

    Everybody’s spread Dave.

    #117008

    Dave

    >Everybody’s spread Dave.

    That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel.

    #117010

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    That is an outrageous scandalous piece of St.Ivel

    FTFY.

    #117011

    ori-STUDFARM

    ROTFLORALMAO

    #116772

    Seb Patrick

    Oh spread. What the spreadin’ spread’s he spreadin’ done? He’s spreadin’ killed me!

    #116765

    Dave

    We all went to the spreading. It was just beautiful.

    #116745

    Brayds2006

    “Well spin my nipple nuts and spread me to Alaska!”

    #116738

    Ridley

    Well go on then, shake your spread and walk out.

    #116739

    Jonathan Capps

    G&T Admin

    SMEG SPREAD.

    #116740

    Alex

    She’ll never leave spread and we know it.

    #116742

    SoundableObject

    Fun though it was drinking in the spready medieval atmosphere of pre-Renaissance deep space.

    #116743

    Brayds2006

    CHANGE OF PLAN! SPREAD IT!!!

    #116737

    si

    Better spread than sofa-sized butter.

    #116753

    Phil

    Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

    #116754

    si

    > Butter read all the jokes before making your own, Si.

    Mine had ‘spread’ in it, Ian’s didn’t.

    But yes, I had missed it.

    #116720

    Ridley

    Calm down. Spread people can have heart attacks too, you know.

    #116725

    Pete Part Three

    It’s good this, isn’t it? Even though we’re basically just listing buttery puns.

    #117061

    Jonsmad

    Spread Dwarf.

    #117065

    KyoSo

    Bob the Butter.

    #117073

    performingmonkey

    Back In The Spread

    #117074

    SoundableObject

    Spread Christmas.

    #117075

    performingmonkey

    The End: The Original Ass-spread-ly

    #117077

    performingmonkey

    Can’t Spread, Won’t Spread

    #117084

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    My spread just left my body.

    #117110

    KyoSo

    I’ve never seen one before, no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

    #117134

    Alex

    “The three of us are here as normal.”
    “The Flora us!”

    #116721

    Phil

    William, meet your butter Sebastian.

    #116723

    SoundableObject

    Bony butters our move lets.

    #116724

    Connell

    Spin my nipple butts and spread me to alaska

    #117135

    Ridley

    Sir, they are a proud people and will not change their minds unless you are prepared to stay here and marry Lurpakpakpakpakpakpakpak.

    #117116

    Connell

    Nice experiment guys. What do you do for an Anchor? Neutron Bomb Juggling?

    #117117

    ori-STUDFARM

    Kryten, Lurpak Rachel and get out the butter repair kit. I’m Vitalite!

    #117118

    HelloMabel

    Or a herd of flesh-eating dinosaurs feeding off the bones of Doug McClurpak?

    #117119

    ori-STUDFARM

    Now, how would the Cat break his tooth? He’d be eating something. Eating something lard…My St Ivel Goldfish! Eating my St Ivel Goldfish!

    #117120

    SoundableObject

    A bag of Flora?

    #117137

    RedDwarfFan2982

    He ain’t heavy sir, he’s my butter.

    #117143

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

    #117144

    SoundableObject

    How come you’re so butterly useless?

    #117146

    si

    > Or when they installed that giant toupee clover the Earth to clover up the gap in the cloverzone layer.

    You bastard. I’ve been trying for the last day or so to find a decent quote to fit Clover into.

    #117147

    SoundableObject

    Or the ants haven’t taken clover.

    #117148

    Alex

    I’m gong to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Clover 5!

    #117149

    si

    I’d better go away and take the penguin Flora walk.

    That’ll have to do for now.

    #117151

    SoundableObject

    A “Cloverostomy” they call it.

    #117154

    Ridley

    Stan and Bertolli will soon be back with supplies.

    #117153

    Alex

    I could never love *anyone* like you, so you might as well Lurpack up your pots and pans and off you go.

    #117158

    genericnerdyusername

    The thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven’t buttered a smegging inch.

    #117176

    Seb Patrick

    Gordon Bennett, it’s lucky he’s not a Benecologist.

    #117196

    Ben Paddon

    You can’t Lurpak death on the head.

    #117197

    mick

    Two tubs of rettub please.

    #117198

    Ben Paddon

    All this spread! All this Phila’! It’s from the snack we got Flora’d for! From the snack we’re about to have!

    #117199

    peas_and_corn

    YOU’RE BUTTERING!

    #117201

    si

    “Up the hatch!” “Butters down!”

    #117202

    Ridley

    The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to a person who was never given the gift of Country Life.

    #117204

    Nick R

    I’m addressing the one prat in the Country Life who has bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually Lurpak the rubbish that I’m saying. What a Flora sad life he’s got!

    #117206

    Ben Paddon

    Flora-lob blib blob bleeb.

    #117207

    KyoSo

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexfloranary!

    #117211

    Seb Patrick

    # Do not florasake me oh my darling #

    #117243

    Jimboid

    Eveybody’s dead, Dave. Margarine.

    #117275

    si

    “You can Kerrygold your own damn flags!”

    I’ve been sitting on that since seeing a Kerrygold ad in the paper this morning. Seeing said ad made me pathetically happy, as I thought to myself, ‘ooh! Butter pun!’

    #117276

    SoundableObject

    Kerrygold with blue, are you crazy?

    #117277

    si

    Damn, that’s butter than mine.

    #117278

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    Listen, butter pat head.

    #117279

    genericnerdyusername

    When Lister got Parkay, he got Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkay.

    #117282

    KyoSo

    Red Stork.

    #117283

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    Storkbug

    #117284

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    It’s not a bar room brawl, it’s a bar room tidy! Unsalted!!

    #117287

    performingmonkey

    Dairylea John Jules

    #117226

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    I can’t believe it’s not butter, I simply cannot be- [explodes]

    #117229

    Ben Paddon

    Your butter’s been kicked, baby.

    #117230

    Ben Paddon

    I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow, and bread horses.

    #117263

    Seb Patrick

    Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

    #117255

    si

    > Sorry, Bongo. I’m strictly butt side up.

    Butter guy.

    #117256

    si

    “What I would give for a gun…and some butter or margarine!”

    #117257

    SoundableObject

    No butter’ll drink it.

    #117258

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    They are priceless nineteenth century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du Stork.

    #117260

    Pete Part Three

    “Two tubs of Rettub, please”

    Yes, I realise this doesn’t work but fuck you.

    #117231

    si

    I would go with Butter, butter’d be thinking of Wilma.

    I cannot believe no-one’s done that already.

    #117292

    HelloMabel

    Just because I can’t think of any more forwards ones:

    The Rover’s Rettub

    Oh my God, my name is Billy Doyle and my Cologne is Eau de Yakrap!

    #117293

    Jonsmad

    Lister: “I want to meet people. I want to meet girls. I want to make clover.”

    Cat: “Well, Junior Anchor is the best you’re gonna get out of me!”

    #117296

    Ben Paddon

    “Dr. Lurpak has contracted some sort of mutated holo-plague and is in a fearful psychopathic fury.”

    “Maaaaaaaagarine! I’m sure she’ll be a valuable asset to the team!”

    #117300

    Kris Carter

    The designers haven’t yet found a way to make it urinate butter into the courtyard, but I’m assured it will be fully functional for the royal visit next week.

    #117301

    Kris Carter

    You’ve heard the Urn song, its a masterpiece!

    #117314

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    …and a marge quantity of mushrooms.

    #117352

    Phil

    And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow butter, and then eats two and a half tons of butter ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange butter, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular melted butter? Do you know what happens?

    #117353

    SoundableObject

    It didn’t get a dairylea attack, did it?

    #117354

    si

    Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

    #117355

    SoundableObject

    Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger, and you’re worried about the cream cheese delegates bringing two cars?

    #117356

    Phil

    Skob the Butter

    #117358

    KyoSo

    Do not forstork me, oh, my margarine…

    #117361

    Ben Paddon

    Holly, the thought occurs that we haven’t actually reached Urn. The Flora thought occurs that we haven’t actually buttered a spreading inch.

    #117364

    Jonsmad

    >Why have we had cream cheeses creeping into this thread? Not sure I approve.

    Yeah, I think they got in via the Spread punning. Curd well be they are whey beyond the rennet outlined here of creating just butter based dwarf jokes.

    But you see the truth is spread dwarf, had a secret cheese floor, it was clarified, need to know basis, full of over 400 comestibles all being transported to Philadelphia 12.

    #117365

    Kris Carter

    Well, the butter’s there, but they’re not.

    #117366

    SoundableObject

    A pint of cream and a full pound of butt, sir.

    #117368

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    These are like Venus’s arms! These are like Brooke Shields’s butters!

    #117369

    KyoSo

    Oxygen’s flora losers!

    #117370

    mick

    The Olivio-ra Kid!

    #117373

    Seb Patrick

    Ooh, no, it’s lethal to humans! Well, it’s probably lethal to androids, to be honest, butter didn’t think it would matter since tomorrow you’re gonna be…

    #117374

    Seb Patrick

    Humans? The Vindaloovian people despise all humans! They are the vermin of the universe! Is that not right, Butter Chicken?

    #117375

    Ridley

    Tell me more about these butters. Are some hydrogenated?

    #117377

    ChrisM

    Dear me. This bread*. Some butter shoot me in the head.

    *Bread=thread. Yeah, I’ll admit that spreading the puns mighty thin.

    #117378

    mick

    Anyone who gets in my way gets a Lurpak enema.

    #117340

    Karnie

    Are you trying to say I’ve got a big butter?

    #117328

    peas_and_corn

    I’m the Rimmer with the Lister who buttered Kochanski.

    #117329

    Ben Paddon

    Maybe if I hand you guys over, it’ll let me go. Move it, Butters!

    #117330

    Pete Part Three

    #117348

    Jonsmad

    Pete for the win.

    #117409

    HelloMabel

    ^ agreed

    #117411

    Ben Paddon

    Aaaaand scene.

    #117421

    Phil

    Pecospete Part Three

    #117691

    Seb Patrick

    “Oh, and you’re wrong, sir. We won’t be apart. We just… won’t be together. (BEAT) I cannot BELIEVE it’s not butter!”

    #117765

    Phil

    Old Butterballs

    #117770

    Al Marshall

    I cant think of a good buttery pun- but on the bread side of things:

    GET OUT THA SPELT WHILE YA CAAAN

    #117736

    Kris Carter

    Oh spread. What the spreading spreads he spreading done? He’s spreading killed me!

    #117730

    Ben Paddon

    “Now, weary traveller,
    Rest your head.
    For just like me,
    you’re buttery spread.”

    #117800

    Nick R

    Would anyone like any toast… WITH BUTTER ON IT?

    #117794

    Ben Paddon

    Nick R wins. Flawless Victory.

    Fatality.

    #117791

    p2p_productions

    I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

    #117792

    Connell

    SHOW MEEE THE WAAAY TO GO HOMEEE,
    I’M TIRED AND I WANNA GO TO SPREAAAD.

    #117785

    mick

    I think that deserves 2 hours W.O.B.

    #117875

    Ridley

    “Now, weary traveller,
    Rest your head.
    For just like me,
    you’re buttery spread.”

    Now, toastie soldier,
    Rest your bread.
    For just like me,
    You’re utterly butterly spread.

    #117576

    HelloMabel

    ^Lovely.

    “Actually, ‘Parkay,’ Lister, is not a spread, technically speaking.”
    “It is when you mean it to mean what I mean it to mean, and I mean it to mean, Parkay, Rimmer, Parkaaaay!”

    #117593

    Pete Part Three

    >I can’t believe Butter’s wearing my ‘H’.

    Indeed he is. Shamelessly nicked from here (http://www.ganymede.tv/atspeed/2009/02/new-cast-piccy) and bloody nice it is too.

    #202147

    si

    The St Ivel Gold Oblong of Pluck.

    #202148

    genericnerdyusername

    “Arnold, for the first time in my life I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not. It feels so much butter.”

    #202153

    Brayds2006

    “Hi, I’d like to order a Churnmaster.”

    #202155

    si

    “Butter you’re a butter pat!”

    #202163

    si

    ‘Hey Ho, Pip and Dandy’. That’s my new Country Life slogan.

    #202165

    Connell

    ‘That’s odd… I didn’t sense us churning…’

    #202166

    Ridley

    There must be forty butters here. All for the captain only, his special, private, captainy butters. Forty! D:

    #202167

    NoFro

    Amazing how many butter puns you guys can get out of a single episode of the small rouge one.

    #202168

    si

    You should see the ones in my Reject list.

    #202171

    clem

    No, we just hosed him down and gave him a pat!

    #202172

    unclerubbish

    But you were a butter twat!!

    (I registered just to post that)

    #202174

    James

    The quantum butter rod, spreads straight from the atom.

    #202175

    KyoSo

    …just to have another droid ask me the same set of stupid spreading questions!

    #202210

    Slainmonkey

    Officer Butter-babe

    #202217

    Ridley

    Oh look, a butter poppadom!

    #202219

    Slainmonkey

    When we found Kryten he was a buttered out wreck on a junk heap.

    #202222

    si

    Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

    #202223

    James

    I seem to have a medium sized butter knob buried in my spinal column.

    #202224

    Slainmonkey

    I am, I’m revising butter

    #202226

    George Kaplan

    God, Olivio Rimmer, Olivio so much.

    And Olivio Lisa.

    #202229

    Jonathan Capps

    G&T Admin

    Looking forward to seeing the new ship computer, Ghee, tonight.

    This is brilliant.

    #202230

    si

    Ooh, hush, you.

    #202233

    Ben Paddon

    Officer Butter-Babe.

    #202273

    Phil

    Officer Butter-Babe

    #202274

    Ben Paddon

    I see what you did there.

    #202275

    Dessie

    It’s not Butter. Three million years ago it was Butter but since then it’s churned and mutated and now we don’t know what it is.

    #202276

    Ian Symes

    G&T Admin

    Have a safe on-bread journey. Goodbye.

    #202277

    Pete Part Three

    Butter.

    #202278

    Ben Paddon

    The Jupiter Mining Flora-nation.

    #202296

    James

    ” ‘Ace’! Barf city. I bet you anything he wears buttered women’s underwear. ”

    #202298

    Danny Stephenson

    G&T Admin

    You are making low-fatuous references to his sexuality…

    #202332

    KyoSo

    Your judge shall be storkself.

    #202335

    Jonsmad

    Buttel (inappropriately pronounced chinese accent)

    #202338

    Pecospete666

    bolas de mantequilla

    #202355

    Slainmonkey

    If you’ve got nothing to spread, you can’t be with bread

    #202989

    Ridley

    Finally after all these years of buttering my head against a wall trying to make you into a person of calorie and pasture [etc.]

    —-

    Back to hard-light butter. Clover.

    #203003

    Brayds2006

    Hey, we both spread that at the same time!

    #203013

    KyoSo

    And pat! What’s flora on? Sana we saying everything together?

    #203017

    Ridley

    “Butter. Definately butter. I’m not gonna change my mind this time. Butter.”
    “Butter.”
    “Butter.”

    #203039

    HelloMabel

    [Ace Rimmer theme plays]
    “Imperial. Only *my* hair deserves the fanfare.”

    #203068

    Ben Kirkham

    This spread is butterly ludicrous.

    #203084

    Clay Hickman

    “Her name is Utterlybutterl, or Professor E. Put those names together and you get…”

    #203085

    KyoSo

    You can fit anything within its utterly buttery walls! I–I am buttered by its genius!

    #203235

    Ridley

    “Oh bollocking, damn and jumbo butters.”

    #203352

    HelloMabel

    What an absolute Cuntery Crock.

    (Disclaimer: I still don’t like the slag line. Doesn’t mean I can’t make pun of it.)

    #203354

    KyoSo

    It’s my butter. My butter as a complete and butter bastard!

    #203355

    Ridley

    “Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
    “Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

    #203361

    Kris Carter

    It’s no secret, morale is on the Flora.

    #203365

    KyoSo

    “Butter’ve been spread for most of that.”
    “Therefore being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-four hours to present your rebutterl.”

    “Butter I’ve been spread for most of pat.”
    “Thereflora being charged with gross dereliction of duty and you have twenty-stork hours to present your reBrummel & Brown’s.”

    #203366

    CackThosePants

    Butter makes a crap substitute for lube. Never polish one out in someone elses kitchen………..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK0QyHcCIw

    #203568

    HelloMabel

    Kryten, bring the butter knives, we might need them!

    #203579

    SoundableObject

    You keeled my butter

    #203596

    KyoSo

    You’re a baboon, stork eyes.

    #203601

    si

    FLORA GUINEA PIG!

    #207932

    redhead85

    See now THIS is why Doug ditched the ‘Bread Dwarf’ idea.

    #207934

    Jonathan Capps

    G&T Admin

    Butter I really liked that idea!

    #207935

    ori-STUDFARM

    It would have been comedy GOLD

    #207936

    jmc2000

    Lister: No, the moose aren’t in the cars – antlers out the sun roof! They’re in the roads, moosing about, crossing roads, causing accidents!

    Cat: You mean they’re not looking left and right?

    Lister: Exactly.

    Cat: Not using the pedestrian crossings?

    Lister: Exactly!

    Cat: Not paying attention as to whether it’s a little green man or a little red man? Of course they’re not, they’re mooses! Jeez… Swedes. They expect too much!

    [Awkward silence]

    Cat: Butter.

    #207937

    HelloMabel

    Hey! We both spread that at the same time!

    #207942

    anniescribe

    Lister: I don’t want to be the butterer! I’ll be the shover.
    Kryten: Sir, you’re not qualified the be the shover!
    Rimmer: Give it to me. I’LL be the butterer. It would be an honor. It’s the high point of my breakfast.

    #207952

    SoundableObject

    Sometimes you have to churn how to lose before you’re ready to win.

    #207954

    Jonsmad

    Hey-Ho-Pip-And-DairyLee

    #207955

    SoundableObject

    Holly? Give me his light ghee.

    #207967

    peas_and_corn

    Am I holding up A: Butter, or B: Margarine? OK, Butter?
    *rimmer puts hand up*
    Margarine?
    *rest of class puts hand up*

    #207968

    si

    “You gotta thinka spread!”

    #207971

    anniescribe

    “Two butter knives and a pencil sharpener? That’s it?”

    “There was a rumor about a cheese slicer and a churning stick on board …”

    #207986

    jmc2000

    Lister, singing: “Cathe-e-edral City Seven…”

    [FX: Loud bang as the Vitalite™ barrier is broken.]

    Lister: What was that?!

    Bertolli: Erm, er, 11:14 ship time, Dave.

    Lister: No, Bertolli, what was that flash?

    Bertolli: We’ve broken the Vitalite barrier 22 hours early.

    Lister: Olivi-oh. Is everyone Stork Light?

    Bertolli: I can’t do it. I can’t cope. We’re going at the speed of Vitalite. Me bottle’s gone.

    Lister: Bertolli! Is everyone Stork Light?!

    Bertolli: No! *I’m* not! I thought I could Cow & Gate at Vitalite speed, but I just can’t Lurpak me bread round it. Fillipo Berio! That was a close one…

    Lister: Bertolli, what’s the problem? You’re toast to have a Bresse Bleu of 6,000, aren’t you?

    Bertolli: Look, we’re travelling faster than the speed of Vitalite. That means, by the time we Dairylea something, we’ve all bready passed through it. Even with a Saint Ivel Q of 6,000, it’s still brown trousers time!

    #207987

    MANI506

    Listen butter pat head!

    #207988

    SoundableObject

    He’s also a fantastic churner,
    And if you play your curds right,
    Then he just might come round for butter.

    #208066

    Ridley

    Butter he’s a sauerkraut.

    (We all start off as caterpillars and turn into buttflies)

    #208133

    Ben Kirkham

    Butter.

    #208162

    MANI506

    Surely These Are Pineapple Chunks. Oh, Bit This Must Be Gravy Powder and Bollocks This Is Custard Powder And I’ll Deck Anyone Who Says It Isn’t.

    #208169

    Connell

    This thread is like a dying dog that keeps trying to get back up one last time, but just gets worse by doing so.

    #208170

    si

    Like a blind old incontinent sheepdog that’s had it’s day. Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover mother away.

    #208171

    Pecospete666

    BREAD!

    #208172

    SoundableObject

    Take him out to the barn with a double barrelled shotgun and Clover butter away.

    #208175

    Phil

    BREAD!

    #208182

    Ridley

    Butter than sex.

    #208183

    peas_and_corn

    I do not remember several quotes mentioned in this thread, I think there might be a few typos.

    #208184

    genericnerdyusername

    On G&T?! Don’t talk rot!

    I couldn’t really fit a subtle typo into this one. If I had, it would’ve been legendarily hilarious.

    #208186

    peas_and_corn

    *awquard silence, followed by forced laughter*

    Oh buttered, sir, buttered!

    #210925

    Phil
    #210926

    Pete Part Three

    So finally it is revealed that the true reason for this thread was purely an elaborately conceived, 2 and a half year long, viral marketing campaign for an article of Phil’s.

    Cuh.

    #210927

    Ridley

    And butter when you call me
    You can call me ALF

    #216650

    Ridley

    Butter all I had was my clover fare to get me home from butter churning practice.

    #216651

    McAleeCh

    Ooh, there’s a folder in here marked “Captain Butter” – might that be you?

    #223395

    Ridley

    Spreadi-bot
    Kerrygold Shale

    #223398

    Hamish

    Look, I can’t churn with you, okay?

    It’s because I’m butter isn’t it?

    #223405

    Hamish

    It appears to be some kind of dimension hopping margarine, looking for somewhere quiet to hydrogenate.

    …I have been sitting on that one for YEARS.

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