Topic: URGENT CRAIG CHARLES UPDATE

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February 25, 2012 at 1:33 am #11510
John Hoare G&T Admin	http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.red-dwarf/browse_thread/thread/2a7082c562f4e958#
February 25, 2012 at 2:37 am #115360
HelloMabel	Attempting, to read this, is making, my head, really hurt.
February 25, 2012 at 3:11 am #115361
Jennifer	I, have, three, words: What, the, smeg?
February 25, 2012 at 7:53 am #115364
MANI506	Snappy.
February 25, 2012 at 9:09 am #115365
ori-STUDFARM	Sorry….couldn’t get through the first couple of paragraphs. Anyone care to summarise it for me?
February 25, 2012 at 9:35 am #115366
Jimboid	Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation.
February 25, 2012 at 4:58 pm #115434
Bayliss	That hurt. That really hurt. What the smeg was that?
February 25, 2012 at 5:20 pm #115435
Plastic Percy	So what is it?
February 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm #115436
Ian Symes G&T Admin	I knew exactly what this would be just from the comments. I wasn’t disappointed.
February 25, 2012 at 8:50 pm #115437
Blisschick	I suddenly feel very, very tired.
February 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm #115438
pendo86	Oh dear. http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.british/browse_thread/thread/597c6809fb515199/dd4118ecbec25308#dd4118ecbec25308 Have you seen the poor woman’s other posts? They’re all as bad as each other!
February 25, 2012 at 9:41 pm #115439
Jonathan Capps G&T Admin	And so a new wave of people discover the joys of Marie Birch. Savour her, everyone, like a fine wine.
February 25, 2012 at 9:47 pm #115442
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	These are exhausting on the brain. Edit: I didn’t see BlissChick’s comment. Glad i’m not alone.
February 25, 2012 at 9:57 pm #115443
HelloMabel	>Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation. Either she has somehow latched onto this particular gag and thinks it gets funnier each time she references it in her writing style, or else the gag goes completely over her head because she is so woefully incapable of good writing. I’m not sure which is worse.
February 26, 2012 at 8:51 pm #115448
Blisschick	Sadly, I think it’s the latter. Maybe the aliens should help her with her punctuation.
February 26, 2012 at 10:46 pm #115451
Ben Paddon	Oh no, my brains.
February 26, 2012 at 11:03 pm #115452
Jo TORDFC	I haven’t clicked on the link. I am already aware of Marie Birch’s work, where that is concerned, anyhow!
February 26, 2012 at 11:09 pm #115453
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text…
February 26, 2012 at 11:31 pm #115454
Ian Symes G&T Admin	There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text… Cheers!
February 26, 2012 at 11:35 pm #115455
Alex VS	There’s certainly a skill for turning what is essentially 2 paragraphs of information, into a 40 foot high wall of text… Cheers! That should be in the recommendations.
February 27, 2012 at 1:11 am #115457
Phil	Is Marie Birch hot?
February 27, 2012 at 1:45 am #115459
locusceruleus	I need to get back to the Priory.
February 27, 2012 at 9:49 pm #115497
James	I receive them in letter form through the door, they won’t fit through the letter box. Seriously though it’s not laziness, badly educated or just plain mad it’s a physical condition close to dyslexia.
February 28, 2012 at 1:58 am #115505
Jonsmad	Is it not an attempt to capture web bots in search ranking promoting shit?
March 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm #116028
John Hoare G&T Admin	http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.red-dwarf/browse_thread/thread/e6b142fb7793911b# http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.red-dwarf/browse_thread/thread/fc554739a180be67#
March 22, 2012 at 5:41 pm #116031
Ian Symes G&T Admin	The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry, which had ran, from Saturday the 28th of March 2009 (and that, had been, the day, that I had actually attended, The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry!), until Sunday the 29th of March 2009. Hmm, Birmingham, Birmingham… where abouts is Birmingham again? Oh, that’s right – it’s near Coventry! How silly of me.
March 22, 2012 at 6:10 pm #116032
ori-STUDFARM	So if Birmingham is near Coventry, where’s the Midlands?
March 22, 2012 at 7:43 pm #116034
Jimboid	Who’s eating this chicken?
March 22, 2012 at 8:54 pm #116035
Alex VS	The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry, which had ran, from Saturday the 28th of March 2009 (and that, had been, the day, that I had actually attended, The Memorabilia Fair, at The Birmingham NEC, near Coventry!), until Sunday the 29th of March 2009. I can’t help but read that in Stewart Lee’s voice.
March 22, 2012 at 9:36 pm #116036
ori-STUDFARM	Honestly….it, is a, piss, take isn’t, it?
March 22, 2012 at 9:58 pm #116037
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	nope.
March 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #116048
John Hoare G&T Admin	It – sadly – really isn’t a piss take.
March 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm #116053
ori-STUDFARM	Shit! I reckon even I could do more better un that
March 24, 2012 at 6:29 pm #116063
Seb Patrick	Craig Charles, being a Presenter, of The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show, at the BBC 6 Music Radio Station, has recently been updated. Well, I’m sure he’ll be relieved to know that.
March 24, 2012 at 6:30 pm #116064
Seb Patrick	The sad part is that if you ignore, you know, everything about the way it’s written, then this page is easily the most comprehensive and detailed overview of Craig’s career going: http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/craigcharles.htm
March 24, 2012 at 6:57 pm #116065
Ian Symes G&T Admin	A mini biography, there.
March 24, 2012 at 8:38 pm #116066
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	Comma count: 2,279. Actually true. Edit: Tis bullshit. See post below.
March 25, 2012 at 10:18 pm #116098
HelloMabel	Seconds I spent shaking my head in pity before realizing you used command-F: 12. (approximate)
March 25, 2012 at 10:56 pm #116099
Ben Paddon	2,322 by my count.
March 25, 2012 at 11:21 pm #116100
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	hang on. Where did i get 2,279 from? Ben’s right, 2,322. THAT’S WORSE!!!…
March 26, 2012 at 1:09 am #116102
Ben Paddon	Is it possible the page is being updated?
March 26, 2012 at 9:52 am #116115
Pete Part Three	>2,322 by my count. Surely 2,3,2,2?
March 26, 2012 at 10:11 am #116116
Danny Stephenson G&T Admin	Or, two thousand, three hundred, and twenty two, which is the same way as writing a two, a 2, a three, a 3, another 2, the same as the first digit, and another 2, which is the same digit as the first digit which is a two, a 2, a two, a 2, and the second digit, which is also a 2.
March 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm #116120
Ben Paddon	His topic is ‘Mathematical questions with an answer of two.’
June 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm #116533
Phil	http://janecarrollauthor.com/people-annoying-people/ Her ellipses obsessed cousin?