Craig Charles’ Log

Over the years there has been a great many pieces of official Red Dwarf merchandise, including some high quality titles such as The Making of Red Dwarf, Red Dwarf VIII: The Official Book and The Official Red Dwarf Companion. However, The Log: A Dwarfer’s Guide to Everything – written by Craig Charles Russell Bell and published in 1997 – is neither official or even in the vague realm of high quality. It is completely and utterly shit.

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Bodysnatcher doccos named

John is away on a very special quest, given to him by the, er… King of the Potato People. Yes. In his absence I will be bringing you this week’s TOS update, but never fear weary readers as John shall return in a blaze of glory just as soon as he’s completed his quest retrieved the Holy Grail of Smeg, or something, for the King of the Potato People, or whatever. I imagine.

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