DVD Roundup

Yes, like the proverbial dormouse, I have woken up and am ready for action. Unfortunately, this means a long and boring news story, on stuff that you all already know about anyway. Sorry about that.

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GO AND BUY JUST THE SMEGS AT SOME POINT

Well, cuntie, today’s the day. Just The Smegs should be in shops all over the country as we literally speak. We might have had the review up already, but the test disc got delivered to John Hoare’s house, and now it needs to go to a special cleaners to remove the semen and faeces. In the meantime, why not go to the new microsite, with its stupid fixed width, annoying intro and genuinely excellent Rob and Doug interview!

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