I’m wary of posting this, really, as it’s ludicrously speculative. But I just can’t resist it – especially as we’ve had hints that there might be something interesting coming up…
And you thought it would all end with The Bodysnatcher Collection! Stupid you.
Yes, like the proverbial dormouse, I have woken up and am ready for action. Unfortunately, this means a long and boring news story, on stuff that you all already know about anyway. Sorry about that.
Ups. Outs. Broadcast. VII. VIII. Good? Read.
IT. IS. HERE.
Well, cuntie, today’s the day. Just The Smegs should be in shops all over the country as we literally speak. We might have had the review up already, but the test disc got delivered to John Hoare’s house, and now it needs to go to a special cleaners to remove the semen and faeces. In the meantime, why not go to the new microsite, with its stupid fixed width, annoying intro and genuinely excellent Rob and Doug interview!
Well Krytie. Today’s the day. Barring kindly/incompetent shop assistants, it’s your first chance to get hold of Red Dwarf: The Bodysnatcher Collection, which was announced – sans the title – nearly a year back. Rush to the shops NOW, or if you’ve got it on pre-order, accost your local postman.
Two bits of Bodysnatcher news on TOS this week. And what they lack in hilarious sarcasm, they make up for in interest.
I was gonna post this as a proper poll, but with the amount of options, it would just look STUPID. Which is a testament to how crammed this release is.