Food Featurette

Another disc, another musical featurette. This one, included on the Series III DVD, is set to I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown, a song which is familiar to everyone in the Western World, apart from John Hoare. Nobody is ever going to agree on these extras – you either love them, hate them or are indifferent to them.

Time	Episode/Foodstuff	Lyrics	Dialogue
0.00	Caption	Wow! I feel good
0.06	Beyond A Joke – Lobster		KRYTEN: Ta-da!
0.08	The Last Day – Chicken	I knew that I would now
0.10	Timeslides – Sausage Sandwich	I fe-	GILBERT: A sausage and onion gravy sandwich.
0.12	Better Than Life – Dumplings	-el good	RIMMER: They were quite… superb.
0.14	Back In The Red (Part Two) – Muffin	I knew that	HOLLISTER: A blueberry muffin…
0.15	Backwards – Eclair	I would now
0.18	Nanarchy – Biscuit	So good
0.20	The Last Day – Waffles (from bin)	So good, I got
0.22	The End – Petersen	you	LISTER: Pah!
0.23	Holoship – Curry	Wow!
0.24	Demons and Angels – Strawberries	I feel nice
0.28	Legion – Mimosian Banquet	Like sugar and spice, I feel
0.33	Back to Reality – Calamari	nice, like sugar and	HOLLY: There’s enough fried calamari out there to feed the whole of Italy.
0.35	Confidence and Paranoia – Fish rain	spice
0.38	Gunmen of the Apocalypse – raw coffee	So nice
0.40	Pete (Part One) – Flours	So nice, I got	LISTER: Flour, flours.
0.42	Balance of Power – Cake	you	LISTER: Da-der!
0.44	Waiting For God – Roast Chicken		RIMMER: Incredible!
0.48	Out Of Time – Chocolate Finger Display (1)		KRYTEN: This will just not do. Kindly return to the galley and start again.
0.52	Psirens – chilled vindaloo sauce	When I hold you
0.54	Me² – Gazpacho	In my arms, I know that	RIMMER 2: Oh, grow up, Mr. Gazpacho!
0.56	Pete (Part One) – Chicken Vindaloo	I can’t do no wrong, And when	LISTER: Oooh, chicken vindaloo!
0.59	Thanks For The Memory – Triple Fried Egg Butty	I hold you in my arms
1.01	Demons and Angels – Low Strawberry	My love won’t do you no harm, and I
1.05	Me² – Bubble Gum	feel nice
1.08	Out Of Time – Chocolate Finger Display (2)	Like sugar and spice, I feel	LISTER: What d’you think of the picket fence?
1.12	Duct Soup – Tinned Peaches	nice
1.13	Quarantine – Sprouts (1)	Like sugar and spice	RIMMER: Dinner tonight, gentlemen, will consist of sprout soup…
1.17	Body Swap – Bangers and Mash
1.18	Quarantine – Sprouts (2)	So nice	RIMMER: …followed by sprout salad…
1.19	Demons and Angels – Tarantula	So nice
1.21	Quarantine – Sprouts (3)	I got you	RIMMER: …and for desert, I think you’ll like it, rather unusual, sprout crumble.
1.24	Tikka To Ride – Waffles		CAT: That sound about as healthy as jumping off a cliff! KRYTEN: Healthy? Who cares? Pork away!
1.30	The End – Crispies
1.31	Marooned – Dog Food	When I hold you
1.36	Tikka To Ride – Man (1)	In my arms	CAT: Chicken’s good!
1.38	Backwards – Boiled Egg	I know that I can’t do
1.40	Pete (Part Two) – Cow Vindaloo	no wrong, and
1.42	Tikka To Ride – Man (2)	when I hold you, My love won’t do you no	KRYTEN: That’s not chicken, sir. CAT: What is it? KRYTEN: It’s that man we found.
1.47	Balance of Power – Chef’s Exam	harm, And I fe-	LISTER: Argh!
1.47	Out of Time – Hogwash	-el nice	FUTURE RIMMER: Haven’t you got anything better than this hogwash? We’re used to the best.
1.50	Tikka to Ride – Waffles	Like sugar and spice, I feel	KRYTEN: Waffles, sir! Dripping in honey and jam, with three fried eggs on the side, coated in cheese.
1.55	The Last Day – Electronic Menu	nice, Like sugar and	RIMMER: Barium hydrochroide salad le soirs?
1.58	Tikka To Ride – Curry Night	spice	KRYTEN: Those little onions. LISTER: Dill pickle.
2.00	Blue – Potato Salad	So nice, So nice	CAT: Is that the firm, delicatessen form of potato salad, or the squishy, gooey stuff in tins?
2.04	Marooned – List	I got you	RIMMER: A brown lemon, two bottles of vinegar…
2.06	Legion – Sugar Puff Sandwiches		LISTER: Sugar Puff sandwiches, my favourite!
2.08	Demons and Angels – Cinema Hot Dogs		KRYTEN: Cinema hot dogs!
2.10	Thanks For The Memory – Fried Egg Butty		LISTER: I want a triple fried egg butty, with chilli sauce and chutney.
2.13	DNA – Chicken Ovulations		KRYTEN: Boiled chicken ovulations! Delicious!
2.15	Pete (Part One) – Prison Food	When I hold you	RIMMER: You waited until I was swallowing before you said that, didn’t you?
2.19	The Last Day – Waffles (on head)	In my arms
2.21	Pete (Part One) – Potato Mountain	I know that I can’t do no wrong
2.24	Tikka To Ride – Pappadams	And when I hold you, In my arms, Love won’t do	LISTER: So you mean, now we’ve got no pappadams at all?
2.29	Demons and Angels – Pot Noodle	you no harm, And I feel
2.32	Only the Good… – rolls	nice, Like sugar and spice	BAXTER: [giggles]
2.35	Backwards – Tomatoes	I feel nice
2.39	Waiting For God – Toast	Like sugar and	TOASTER: I toast, therefore I am.
2.41	White Hole – Fried Eggs	spice
2.44	Balance of Power – Trout a lá Creme	So nice, So nice, I got	CAT: Fish! MACHINE: Today’s fish is Trout a lá Creme. Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!
2.48	Confidence and Paranoia – beer milkshake	you
2.49	Beyond A Joke – Curry World	Wow! I feel good	OMNES: Argh!
2.52	Bodyswap – Mashed Potato	I knew that I would now
2.55	Pete (Part One) – Soup	I feel	BAXTER: You spilled my soup!
2.58	Polymorph – Alphabetti Spaghetti	good	RIMMER: ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?
3.00	Psirens – Tabasco	I knew that I would, So
3.05	Polymorph – Shami Kebab Diablo	good, So good
3.07	Out of Time – Chicken Vindaloo	I got you	RIMMER: What’s his mission? To rid the universe of chicken vindaloo?
3.10	Confidence and Paranoia – Potato Juggling	So good, So good
3.14	Out of Time – Chillies	I got you, So
3.18	Gunmen of the Apocalypse – Chicken Leg	good
3.19	Nanarchy – Sweet	So good, I got you
3.22	Kryten – Tomato Soup
3.27	Bodyswap – Cream Doughnut	Hey!
3.29- 3.36	Emohawk – Polymorph II – Beans	Oh, yeah!

Some highlights of this feature include the punctuation of Rimmer’s sprout speech, with reaction shots from other episodes. There are also a couple of elements, such as the chocolate finger display and the man from Tikka To Ride, that are placed, later to be returned to. Also, there’s an impressive bit of lip-synch towards the end, as Lister (in Rimmer’s body) starts talking on-screen as James Brown screams ‘Hey!’. There are, however, few notable omissions, presumably for reasons of time or pace. These include the Chicken Merango, the Vindaloo beast, a pea on toast, the pizza from Holoship, Salad Cream (either in the fridge or the cupboard), irradiated haggis and smoked kippers.