New Craig Charles Show News Posted by John Hoare on 5th April 2004, 18:07 There’s a girl loose on the net, with an urgent misson. She’s been posting to various places; and she’s determined to get her message across. Who are you, love? My name is Sophie and I work for an Independent Company who supplies free tickets to exclusive audiences for TV shows. At the moment we are booking for a brand new show with the awesome Craig Charles. Please see the info on it or have a look at our website (www.applausestore.com). I will do! And thanks for telling us, my dear! If you want to come and be part of the live studio audience for some late night Friday night action or now any other Craig Charles fans please don’t hesitate to contact me. I’m in there. But let’s not jump the gun; I may have misinterpreted her… I look forward to hearing from you! Fucking hell. Sophie Audience Researcher Applause Store Productions Ltd T: 020 8324 2700 W: www.applausestore.com E: email@example.com I’VE GOT HER PHONE NUMBER! Didn’t I tell you I was an irresistable stud? I wonder if I should pop round during office opening hours… perhaps she wouldn’t want me to, though. Office Opening Hours: Mon-Fri, 10.30-18.00 Crikey. Weapons of Mass Distraction hosted by Craig Charles I think I see what he’s done there. Join us at the brand new television studios at The Hospital in the heart of Covent Garden for a celebration of everything we love in life; the tantalising, the trivial, and the brilliant. Well, it was a good stab at an alliterative tagline; pity they gave up 2/3rds the way though. WEAPONS needs you to come and enjoy fresh music tracks and comedy, relevant guests and topical comment. CRAIG CHARLES is the informed host, the cultural commentator, the interested interviewer and the enthusiastic advocate of quality music and comedy. So, Funky Bunker II, then. We’ll be recording two shows a night, but tickets are extremely limited so apply quickly. In other words: PLEASE COME OR WE’LL HAVE AN EMPTY STUDIO. You will see the hottest band in Britain or an American sensation up close and personal in London’s most advanced TV recording facility. I bet it’s a cupboard. Where’s it going to be recorded, Soph? THIS GREAT SHOW IS GOING TO BE RECORDED AT THE BRAND NEW TELEVISION STUDIOS IN COVENT GARDEN, LONDON WC2B. OK, OK, don’t shout. Thanks, anyway. But, you know – it’d be lovely to know what the nearest tube was… Nearest tube: Covent Garden (2 min walk) Holborn (7 min walk) You’re a darling. I’ll slip you one next time I’m down in London.