Movie “News” News We took an ordinary old G&T news article, the Pacific Film and Television Commission (basically, “shoot in Queensland and we’ll give you money”), and some e-mail software. Could we determine any useful information? The results were disappointing. “I am writing in response to your enquiry regarding the Red Dwarf film. Unfortunately, the project has not been confirmed to Queensland and as such, we have no details on the film or the production schedule. The Production Update section of our website (http://www.pftc.com.au/production/productionUpdate.asp) provides a list of projects that have been confirmed to Queensland including information on the status of production and contact details for production offices. Keep an eye on this page for the latest information on production in QLD.” I’m afraid I only published this article to make it look like I’m doing something. Have a nice day, now!