…and everyone’s too polite to take it News Posted by Ian Symes on 18th December 2004, 12:39 Last night, I went to sleep fully-clothed, as I am wont to do when fermented vegetable drinks are involved. For some reason, I had an After Eight mint in my pocket. Suffice to say, I woke up with a large brown and white gooey mess in my trousers. I did not, however, cover it with ketchup, take it to the launderette and formulate a terrible idea for a long-running TV series.