Dwarfian Insults News Posted by John Hoare on 16th January 2005, 19:56 As my darling girlfriend has, shall we say, rather large nostrils, I have been able to use the following: “Yes, your flared-nostrilness.” “Your nostrils flare up like two railway tunnels leading into Snot Street station.” “They look like those machines that shine your shoes.” Are there any Dwarf insults that you use regularly? And have you managed not to be punched?
