VISITOR: Where is everybody, Flib?
MR FLIBBLE: They’re dead, visitor.
VISITOR: Who is?
MR FLIBBLE: Everybody, visitor.
VISITOR: What, Cappsy?
MR FLIBBLE: Everybody’s dead, visitor.
VISITOR: What, John?
MR FLIBBLE: Everybody’s dead, visitor.
VISITOR: What, Seb?
MR FLIBBLE: They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, visitor.
VISITOR: Austin isn’t, is he?
MR FLIBBLE: Everybody is dead, visitor.
VISITOR: Not Tanya?
MR FLIBBLE: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Tanya, everybody. Everybody’s dead, visitor.
VISITOR: Phil, Ian, Blake and Danny?
MR FLIBBLE: They’re dead, visitor. Everybody’s dead. Everybody is dead, visitor!
VISITOR: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?This used to say:
HOLLY: Busy, are you, Dave?
LISTER: Hol! I’m watching the film.
HOLLY: Just wondered if you’re a bit bored?
LISTER: No, no. I’m watching the film.
HOLLY: You’re not bored, then?
LISTER: No! Go away!
But I thought the above was better :)
Ian Symes / February 10, 2005 at 3:03 am / #
We should never have let him on in the first place.
Tutacanaras / February 10, 2005 at 7:13 am / #
I’m not dead!
Mr Flibble / February 10, 2005 at 4:45 pm / #
But you’re not on the contact page. And I had to shoehorn four people in one line as it is…