Nothing happening News VISITOR: Where is everybody, Flib? MR FLIBBLE: They’re dead, visitor. VISITOR: Who is? MR FLIBBLE: Everybody, visitor. VISITOR: What, Cappsy? MR FLIBBLE: Everybody’s dead, visitor. VISITOR: What, John? MR FLIBBLE: Everybody’s dead, visitor. VISITOR: What, Seb? MR FLIBBLE: They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, visitor. VISITOR: Austin isn’t, is he? MR FLIBBLE: Everybody is dead, visitor. VISITOR: Not Tanya? MR FLIBBLE: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Tanya, everybody. Everybody’s dead, visitor. VISITOR: Phil, Ian, Blake and Danny? MR FLIBBLE: They’re dead, visitor. Everybody’s dead. Everybody is dead, visitor! VISITOR: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?This used to say: HOLLY: Busy, are you, Dave? LISTER: Hol! I’m watching the film. HOLLY: Just wondered if you’re a bit bored? LISTER: No, no. I’m watching the film. HOLLY: You’re not bored, then? LISTER: No! Go away! But I thought the above was better :)
