DVDs!

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• While you, cele-brate, Austin, I’ll MASTER-brate.

  Masturbate. I’ll touch my penis in self-pleasuring ways. Masturbate. For the…DVDs.

  You know.

• I think you’ll find they were both released months ago.

• They’ve just shipped.

  I’ve got goosebumps.

• I’m watching V right now…and it’s mastur-GREAT!

• I’m not, thanks to the shabby state of today’s United States Postal Service.

• Believe me, such ineptitude is not restricted to the States.

• They’ve just come.

  And so have I.

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