Jokes you misheard originally, and hence didn’t make sense

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• Aside from my “color-lingers” incident, there are relatively few of these. I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

  LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!

• Erm, just pretend there’s an ellipsis after both “the”s.

• “Erm, just pretend there’s an ellipsis after both “the”s.”

  Can I pretend you put a U in colour, too?

• NO.

• Fecking Americans! They come over here; steal our language and our Us. They invented gayness!

• “I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though:

  LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!”

  Have you tried putting on the subtitles?

• I think it’s “go back there, the DNA suite…”

• Due to my very young self never having heard of Carmen Miranda, for many years I thought Cat’s response went as thus:

  CAT: Do I dance? Does common meringue wear fruit?

  That’s the *common* meringue, there.

• >RIMMER: Step up to red alert.
  KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume.

  Sorry but the words “bulb” and “volume” sound nothing like each other, no matter how much you protest.

• “Have you tried putting on the subtitles?”

  Yes. However, this was awhile ago and I seem to remember that it didn’t actually have the last bit on there.

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