Jokes you misheard originally, and hence didn’t make sense News Posted by Ian Symes on 8th April 2005, 11:08 RIMMER: Step up to red alert. KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume.
Aside from my “color-lingers” incident, there are relatively few of these. I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though: LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!
“I still can’t understand what Craig said in DNA, though: LISTER: Go back to the ! The ! I’ve got an idea!” Have you tried putting on the subtitles?
Due to my very young self never having heard of Carmen Miranda, for many years I thought Cat’s response went as thus: CAT: Do I dance? Does common meringue wear fruit? That’s the *common* meringue, there.
>RIMMER: Step up to red alert. KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the volume. Sorry but the words “bulb” and “volume” sound nothing like each other, no matter how much you protest.
“Have you tried putting on the subtitles?” Yes. However, this was awhile ago and I seem to remember that it didn’t actually have the last bit on there.