Events Diary News Posted by John Hoare on 14th May 2005, 21:38 Just a quick note to remind you of the NMPFT Dwarf event on Saturday May 21st @ 11.00am. Consisting of a talk (presumably by someone at the NMPFT) and a showing of Me2, the event is free – but you need to book. Either mail them on talk.nmpft@nmsi.ac.uk with your details, or call the booking line on 0870 70 10 200. I think Ian’s going to this, so this is your chance to piss in his face and hair. Craig Charles is also apparently at the Hedge End Carnival. (Please – don’t bother investigating the rest of that board, or you may end up like this.) I suggest you all use the event to shout vaguely rude things at him in a friendly and yet slightly threatening manner. IAN: You are a weak… are you listening to me? CRAIG: Yeah. IAN: You are a weak, spineless… no, wait, I want you to write this down, so you don’t forget what you are. Write this down. Weak… CRAIG: Yeah… IAN: Spineless… CRAIG: Yep… IAN: Twerp… CRAIG: Uh-huh… IAN: Moron… CRAIG: OK… IAN: Bastard… CRAIG: Yep… IAN: Shitty… CRAIG: Shitty? IAN: Shitty! CRAIG: It’s just you were on nouns there, and then suddenly adjectives, and I just…
Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?
Hedge End? That’s like, minutes away from my house. I thought that was a joke, because frankly, all that’s in Hedge End is a Marks and Spencer. What’s he gonna do, ride down the motorway on a float shaped like a giant red chewed pencil?