Star Trek TNG Meets Red Dwarf News Posted by John Hoare on 13th May 2005, 23:47 This bit of fanfic has been doing the rounds for years. Long before I had even heard of the internet, it turned up on a 5.25″ disc I got from a BBC Micro PD library back in the early nineties. And let’s face it – it’s pretty crap, even if it isn’t the worst example of its kind. But there’s one line that still makes me laugh to this day: [Fade back to Enterprise, The Red Dwarf is now fully through the time hole, and is making the Enterprise look slightly small.] What I would pay to see that model shot…
> What I would pay to see that model shot… Must I remind you of this? http://www.ganymede-titan.info/news/2005/may/12-0007.html
“Kryten: [To cat]Sir, unlikely as it may seem, the singular act of plugging your super deluxe hair dryer into the control room power supply has put us in a space/time hole, and I feel that I must say that I think that you are a complete SMEEEG HEERRD.” Either the author is writing a very subtle jab at the laziness of fanfiction, or– It’s too hideous to contemplate.
I’ve read some shit in my time, but that… that… eeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *head explodes, with dark forebodings too*
“*head explodes, with dark forebodings too*” How can you even feature a line from the best album in the history of time with this piece of crap!
