DJ Jazzy Chloe and the Fresh Burden News Posted by Ian Symes on 15th August 2005, 19:28 ‘Course, they’re all “jazzy” Chloe’s by the time I’ve finished with them. Anyway, we bring convention news, via this TOS article and the update sent out to registrees earlier this week. The TOS version is slightly better-written. Since reading James Bull’s update, I’ve suffered an overdose of commas, exclamation marks and bad syntax. After intensive investigation, of the punctuation in the DJ update, it has become clear, to me, that we are dealing, with a fan club of awesome unprofessionalism: Erm, anyway. The news is that Robert Llewellyn has cancelled. BOO. Robert is easily the best cast member for conventions, and it’s a massive shame. But still, Chloe Annett is going to replace him, and she’s got better tits. Let’s hope her Q&A session is slightly less embarrassing for all concerned than it was in 2003. Also, Howard Burden! As Cappsy predicted ages ago. In further convention news, Collectormania 8 will feature Chloe Annett and Chris Barrie! It’s being held from the 30th September to the 2nd October in MIL-TON-KEYNES. It’s free entry, but autographs cost upwards of a tenner each. For fuck’s sake. Unless you really want to meet Adam West or Dirty Den, just go to DJ instead. You can get as many autographs as you want for free, and you don’t have to go to Milton Keynes! Oh, and Garbage World has had a slight revamp. WELL DONE. John did this, before fucking off to Scotland and leaving me to run G&T by myself for a week, the fat, lazy twat.