And what the hell’s happened to my teeth?

This should have been posted a couple of weeks ago, but downtime, yadda yadda yadda. I’d be lying if I said it was all John’s fault, but I like lying, so that’s alright.

Anyway, this is an honest, genuine, no-messing, no-photoshopping screengrab of an auditioning contestant on The X-Factor earlier in the current series (about two weeks in, I think) :

In case you’re interested, she was about five foot tall, thought she looked like Kylie, attempted to dress like Kylie and sang like Alvin and the Chimpunks’ squeakier cousin.