Red Dwarf Calendar 2006 Review News Posted by John Hoare on 23rd December 2005, 23:06 Oh dear. Sorry this is so late. Anyway: My calendar review. If you can’t be arsed with reading it, the short version is: despite some niggly little things, buy it. I really should be trying to do something with my life rather than writing overly-long and pedantic calendar reviews, shouldnt I? Oh, and you’ll be pleased to hear that since those photos were taken, I’ve HAD MY HAIR CUT.
More irritatingly, the day on the far left is Sunday, rather than Monday. Hmm, that is interesting – because that’s the American way of doing it. Perhaps Andrew could shed some light on why it was done this way, then? OR MAYBE I’M THE ONLY PERSON FUCKING SAD ENOUGH TO CARE WHY.
I didn’t know it was the American way of doing things, that. Just all be grateful that I didn’t publish the picture of me completely naked with the calendar in front of my private parts. And no, I’m not joking.
I got the calendar for Christmas. Did you know, Hattie Hayridge was in Red Dwarf? She appeared in nineteen episodes, in fact. You wouldn’t think so on the basis of the calendar.