That’s right, the 13th almost annual Red Dwarf convention, Dimension Jump, has finally arrived.
This year is especially notable for the inclusion of almost all main cast members. Norman Lovett, Hattie Hayridge, Chris Barrie, Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn are big fat definites, and the chances of Craig Charles being dragged in too remain high after Chairman James’ good news last week and the even better news that Craig was now in the clear and, more importantly, on the mend.
So, that’s everyone except Chloë then. Never mind!
Anyone who’s attended a DJ before will know that it’s not *really* about the flashy guests, with their flashy cars and their flashy crashes into solid brick walls, but actually about meeting a veritable gaggle of fine fans like yourself. Expect drink, drugs and take-away pizza as your fellow geeks try to block out the immense shitness of the hotel. The Holiday Inn in Peterborough be DAMNED with your poor menus and expensive wares.
Fancy a dance? Then go to the disco on Saturday night. Feel like making a complete and total tit of yourself? Then the karaoke is clearly your bag! Are you a fucking loud mouth inconsiderate cunt? Then shout out lewd comments at married cast members! There is quite literally something for everyone!
But, above all, make sure you stop by and say hello to the Ganymede & Titan boys and girl. We’ll be sat in the corner with a small array of audio recording equipment and a whole load of love. We might even sign your Red Dwarf VII DVDs if you really don’t care about their re-sell value…
If you’re not going then… well, you’re a lost cause basically. Still, to cater for you monetarily and geographically challenged fuck-wits we’ll have reports (maybe) and all new DwarfCasts (possibly) on our return, so look out for those.