Last of the Doctor Dwarfs News Posted by Seb Patrick on 10th June 2007, 21:07 We thought we’d had the ultimate Doctor Dwarf moment. We thought that never again could a moment where New Who was so obviously ripping off our favourite sitcom match up. Dear reader, we were wrong. THE DOCTOR : Yep, that’s me. RIMMER: What? THE DOCTOR : Yes, I do. RIMMER : How did I do what? THE DOCTOR : Are you gonna read out the whole thing? RIMMER: Doctor, don’t be a gimboid. THE DOCTOR : I’m a time traveller. Or, I was: I’m stuck. In 1969. RIMMER: I’ve just been in the library, thinking. And I’ve decided… Shut up! As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I’ve decided, when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I want to be left on. THE DOCTOR : People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually – from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff. RIMMER : What things? THE DOCTOR : It… got away from me, yeah. RIMMER : I said WHAT? THE DOCTOR : Well, I CAN hear you. RIMMER: YOU are space crazy. THE DOCTOR : Well, not HEAR you exactly, but I know everything you’re gonna say. RIMMER : Well it probably IS deja vu, it sounds like it.
Incidentally, the latest episode of The Infinite Quest on the excellent Totally Doctor Who was very Justice-like…
http://www.ganymede.tv/doctor-dwarf I think that’s full archive of these, from Observation Dome and here. It’s amuses me hugely that we lost track of the numbers after four!
Me. I’m not too happy with it myself…just a quick 15 min job before i went to college. I do like how the Doctor Who Confidential theme sounds over the Dwarf opening though.