Well, while we wouldn’t necessarily self-indulgently do this for everyone, I think it’s only fair that we acknowledge the coming-of-age of this site’s original Smegmeister of a founder, and say Happy 21st Birthday, Ian Symes.

You big twat.

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  • If you were in the U.S., you’d finally be able to get fitshaced! Well, legally, at any rate. Felicitous natal anniversary ^_^ . (You’re younger than me? For some reason I always pictured myself as just about the youngest around here.)

  • > For some reason I always pictured myself as just about the youngest around here.

    I think that’s me. I’m 18

  • Okay, how about “the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn’t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website”?

    I mean, I’m still not that person, but if we’re going to talk about it, we may as well define our terms, surely.

  • > ?the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn?t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website?

    I hope your talking about Rob Grant’s Daughter.

  • > I think that?s me. I?m 18

    Not strictly true. Phil just celebrated his seventh birthday last month. I got him Boggle Junior, and then he sang “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.” He’s such a dear.

  • I feel like a twat for not saying Happy Birthday to you on the right fucking day, Ian, sorry about that. I owe you a drink at DJ!

  • >> ?the youngest around here who hangs out regularly and didn?t join specifically to pick a fight with the guy who runs the website?

    >I hope your talking about Rob Grant?s Daughter.

    I was, yes. I’m sorry I didn’t make that clearer; I have nothing against anyone else here, but that kid was spoiling for a fight and I wish one of her parents could’ve taken her aside and explained that civilized people do not comport themselves like that.

    But I digress. How was your birthday, Ian? Sober enough to post yet? =P

  • > Sober enough to post yet? =P

    I find that the best posts are made when you aren’t sober.

  • I know I’m not much of a regular on G&T but it’d feel wrong to not wish Ian a rather belated happy birthday, wish him all the best and insult him for no particular reason, as seems to be the routine around here.

    So Happy Birthday Ian, and I wish you all the best. you big shit.

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