Whoa! Crease! News Posted by John Hoare on 14th December 2007, 14:31 Erm, hello. I’m John Hoare. You might remember I used to write for a Red Dwarf website at some point. Remember? I used to swear a lot and use the word “fantastic” five times a sentence. So, whilst I’m catching up with various things from one of the busiest times for a while with Dwarf (an ideal time to sit and wank for three weeks, then), I thought I’d point you towards this eBay item, as posted to the Webboard by the seller. It’s only Cat’s classic pink suit, as first seen in The End! Erm, fantastic. And, indeed, iconic. You’ve got until 8pm tomorrow to bid for it. It was won in a UK Gold compo, and in UK Gold’s infinite wisdom they stuck a picture of Series VII Cat with it. The starting price also seems rather high, although maybe not all that unreasonable given its classic status. But I suspect anyone who reads this site won’t have the cash. You bunch of scruffy fuckers.