News at eleven.

“Craig said yesterday: “I enjoy the occasional glass of wine. I have my life back in order.” And he claimed he looked dishevelled because he had been doing D-I-Y.”

I’ve never heard it called that before, etc.

Anyway, never mind all this tot – what’s happening with Danny, then? And if it gets to court, which of us lot is going to show up in the public gallery to shout “Take the fifth” at the appropriate moment?

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