Cover Story News Well, today’s SCD98247 update is disappointing – just a link to the existing competition. Worse still, the next update isn’t until Monday. THE USELESS BASTARDS, WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE FOR US? Still, the Dave website has updated with some good news – the show will grace the cover of next week’s Total TV Guide, the UK’s premiere multichannel listings and comprehensive transvestitism journal. Hooray!