Richard O’Callrahahallaghan News TORDFC have announced that a new guest for DJXV – Mr. Hoagie The Roguey himself, Richard O’Callaghan! Richard is no stranger to the Fan Club team, having run past most of them during the recording of Back To Earth Part Three. Here’s hoping that this meeting will not end in random gunfire being unleashed into the crowd. This is an excellent acquisition for what is turning out to be a very exciting DJ. After the rather moribund atmosphere at the convention in 2007, the hiatus in 2008 and what was then nine years of Dwarf inactivity, things were looking bad for what was once the best weekend of the year. But with The Creator added to the full “main” cast, the nice Holly and the ever-entertaining effects boys – along with the location being the best city in the world – DJXV should be one of the best ever. If you’re not going, you’re either a twat, foreign or a foreign twat. The team promise “more guest announcements in the coming weeks”, which sounds rather promising. Between now and 4th September, registration is just £55 for club members and £60 for non-members. And that includes all your photos and autographs, unlike other shitty conventions we could mention. Plus, you get to meet the full roster of G&T staff. You can call us all fat cunts if you like.