Er, right. Apparently, “Official Craig Charles Merchandise” are selling this framed goodie selection, which includes a Charles-signed copy of what appears to be… the first page of the movie script.
Unfortunately, the accompanying photograph (see right) is TOO DAMNED SMALL AND BLURRY to read what it says. But if anyone either has superhuman computery enhanco-vision, or is willing to pay two hundred quid to have a look at it, then GET IN TOUCH. We can guess the first line of the script is probably “1. EXT – SPACE”, but beyond that, we’re stumped.