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    Phil
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    Well foax, it’s almost December, so you know what that means…

    It’s time to vote in the Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant!
    http://toughpigs.com/2008/11/ugly-muppet-toy-pageant-2008-place-your.html

    I discovered these Ugly Muppet articles a year or so back (and laughed until I was in serious pain), but was very sad to see that they stopped in 2005. Looks like the tradition is alive again, though–an xmas miracle!–and you should all rush over to that link and submit your votes.

    …but what would the votes matter without your own COLORFUL COMMENTARY? Go here:
    http://toughpigs.com/soapboxcontents.htm

    And scroll down to the picture of Sam the Eagle. To his right you can select any of the previous years. Reading the comments people submitted along with their votes make this some of the most Muppet-related fun you can have on the internet, without resorting to Kermit/Scooter slash fic.

    I’ve submitted mine. Hope they publish my gutbusters. And fucked if that Oscar puppet isn’t the worst of the bunch by a country mile…

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    hummingbird
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    > Kermit/Scooter slash fic

    I may have nightmares

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    Danny Stephenson
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    I had a nightmare involving something that resembled the Big Bird toy. Fuck me that’s unnerving…

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    Phil
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    http://toughpigs.com/2008/12/ugly-muppet-toy-pageant-2008-results.html

    My favorite comments are attached to the Fozzie doll…

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    Tanya Jones
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    >”Jesus and Fat Albert, reunited at last!” -Mary Catherine O

    Having recently found out who Fat Albert was, I nearly spat tea over my monitor when I read this. It’s terrific stuff.

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