One update in the whole of May? And that was a fucking pile of crap? What’s going on, then?
Hello. I’m John Hoare. You may remember me from such websites as Ganymede & Titan, Noise To Signal, or, erm, asylum.acornarcade.com. Sorry for the lack of updates round here – more of which in a bit (quite literally) – but first we have to get updated on at least the big piece of news at the moment.
Yes, to celebrate five years online, we’ve got fat, lazy, and complacent. Excellent.
Our fifth anniversary! Well, actually it was on April 4th. And that was only one of the relaunches of the site anyway, not its first incarnation – the launch date of which is long lost in the mists of time. (There are some numbers next to it… but they could be anything.) But we couldn’t bear to let this moment go completely, even though it’s WRONG and we’re LATE.
Remember those videos featuring an, erm, blacked-up Rob and Doug last year, to promote all the various new Dwarfy stuff? It occurs to me that we never posted a definitive list of them. So here we go – if I’ve missed any scattered around the web anywhere, let me know and I’ll add them: