Pete: Part THREE News Posted by Phil on 10th May 2005, 13:52 He's back, a-and he's terrorizing Ganymede & Titan! See you in ten minutes?!?!?... Read more →
Dwarf Poetica News Posted by Phil on 1st May 2005, 05:04 Accidental (?) poetry in Red Dwarf... Like a blind old incontinent sheepdoghe's had his dayTake him out to the barn with a double-barreled shot-gunand blow the mother away. How do you do?How do you do?So you must be ListerAnd you... Read more →
Lister, have you been at that Marijuana Gin again? News Posted by Phil on 15th April 2005, 19:46 Rewatching Future Echoes again last night...something struck me. Rimmer walks into the room with his "spanking short haircut" and the Cat gives him a very confused look. RIMMER: What's he looking at?LISTER: Who? Now, I know Lister isn't very bright...especially... Read more →
Load 1984, Kryten. News Posted by Phil on 10th April 2005, 20:46 Exhibit A: INQUISITOR: Sorry to disturb you, sir. Reality Control. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' [...] It was quite simple. [...] 'Reality control', they called it. Exhibit... Read more →
Might as well marry a box of Daz. News Posted by Phil on 26th January 2005, 15:03 I'm wondering if anybody has yet compiled a list of brand-names referenced in the eight series of Red Dwarf. There's nothing I've been able to find, and in addition to being one of those great, geeky lists that take all... Read more →
Own Rimmer’s birthplace. News Posted by Phil on 23rd January 2005, 21:21 Why not? Buy an acre on Io. Courtesy of the good people at Lunar Embassy. Let's start a colony!... Read more →
Cultivate me. News Posted by Phil on 22nd January 2005, 01:49 Well, I finally got a multi-region DVD player that wasn't assembled in a Japanese men's room. I have a fully-functional sturdily-hacked Philips as an early birthday gift from my mother. So now get ready to play: Introduce the American to... Read more →
Casting Call News Posted by Phil on 14th January 2005, 23:21 Heads up, children. I plan on entering the new official contest but since I have no editing equipment anymore I'll be doing an animated short. Hoo! I don't intend to divulge all the details for obvious reasons...many of us will... Read more →
The League of Men of Honour News Posted by Phil on 8th January 2005, 04:15 Alright...I'm confused. How (how!) is it that Doug is having so much trouble getting funding for this movie? Especially since The League of Gentlemen movie is not only funded, not only being made, but PRACTICALLY FINISHED? The last new series... Read more →
So Lister can understand it. News Posted by Phil on 6th January 2005, 02:34 My girlfriend and I are coming up on our 6 month anniversary, which means only one thing: I've waited much to long to introduce her to Red Dwarf. Now this is a tricky thing to do, as most you know...whether... Read more →